smashed whacked

The act of being both heavily drunk and stoned, a state of pure confusion, awe and wonder

Cool Guy 1: Bro, what was up with Scooty last night?
Cool Guy 2: He was just smashed whacked man, dw.

by krillf_man9 May 15, 2016

Mormon Smash

To make out whilst fully clothed, sitting up, and keeping your hands above the shoulders.

Jack: Think Molly wants to bang?
Jason: The One with the "Jesus Christ" name tag? Nah man, but you could probably mormon smash. Wanna pass the blunt, friend?

by Danglin Billies June 16, 2018

smashing grapes

Shiting one's self while seated

Don't mind me I'm just smashing grapes.

by The The Guy October 24, 2013

Pethel Smash

A Pethel Smash is when someone getting attacked uses a chair to defend oneself.

In most cases, thee dreaded "Pethel Smash" results in lose of teeth, severe head trauma and possible vegetable state.

I.E.

Friend 1:"Dude! Did you see Dan's face?"

Friend 2:"Yeah man, He got fucking Pethel Smashed like a mofo."

Puddi:"Poor guy."

by hipstersbeingtriangles December 8, 2010

guild smash

When a guild decides to take a break or call it quits.

"Hey Chris did you read about the guild smash post?"

"Yea Im server transferring tomorrow."

by In Or Around Your Mums Mouth April 23, 2010

smashed pasty

After having sexual intercourse, the vagina becomes known as a smashed pasty.

Last night I got lucky with this rough bird, went back to her place, and I got the hell outta there this morning before she got her smashed pasty our for seconds!

by Siobhan Smith July 27, 2008

smash that rat

pulvarising someones vaginal region with deep penetrating pelvic thrusts.

smash that rat

by roooooom July 18, 2009