Skeet blast

to proceed to fire off rounds of man chowder into the face and with good aim perhaps the eye so one can blind the bitch!!!

in the proccess of suckin his boyfriends cock eric subsequently receaved a well aimed skeet blast to the eye. poor boy cant see straight no more....

by tobaditsnotmyname April 30, 2005

skeet

to ejaculate on or in a woman

Skeet, Skeet, Skeet, beatch!

by djdrake September 18, 2005

skeet circle

a skeet circle is when a buch of guys (usually gay) go out and form a circle (usually when there butt naked) and jack off until they cum and let it fall on the ground or into a bucket. and see how much the get together.

Jon:hey guys wanna go have a skeet circle?
Group:Sure
Bob: I bet we could get half a bucket full

by Skeet bro April 3, 2009

Skeet it and Tweet it

A variation of "Toot it and boot it."
The act of going on twitter and tweeting about the person who just finished giving you oral sex until you climaxed.

Guy 1: So you had this chick for a one night stand. Did you jizz in her mouth?

Guy 2: Duh, I skeet it and tweet it!

by JbJr03 July 30, 2010

skeet

Verb. (transitive sense) To eject semen from a living body; specifically to ejaculate splooge from the penis whilst in the throes of orgasm, typically onto a woman's body or into her mouth.

See: come; jizz
Related term: skeeta man

Noun. A viscid whitish fluid of the male reproductive tract consisting of spermatozoa suspended in secretions of the accessory glands; semen.

See Cum; Splooge

Etymology: The hip hop slang euphemism 'Skeet' is derived from the English word for trapshooting (itself from the Norwegian 'skyte' - to shoot).

SKEETA MAN
(2 Live Crew)

Note: Marquis does all the verses; Mr. Mixx does the chorus "I'm gonna cum!"

Verse 1:
Let me skeet, don't hesitate
It ain't good to masturbate
Hoe, I'll let you suck my dick
If you say you'll be my bitch
You'll be proud to be my hoe
I'll take you everywhere I go
If anybody else, you belong to me
Is this my pussy?
(woman: Yeah, Marquis...)

I'm the one that has you sprung
When I skeet, we'll have a son
Skeet them jaws, skeet them draws
Pull it out and skeet the walls
Grab it, flip it, hold it, rub it
When I skeet is when you suck it
All you have to do is believe
And the skeet will set you free

Chorus:
Jerk it off, jerk it off, ba-by!
"I'm gonna cum!"
(3x)
"I'm gonna cum!"

Verse 2:
For the skeet you are a fiend
Don't you stop this freaky thing
Dick is the one thing that you love
And the skeet's all you're thinking of
If you can't skeet with someone else
You'll skeet off by yourself
Skeetin' nowadays is the thing to do
You'll skeet me and I'll skeet you
Skeet from the front, skeet from the back
Can I skeet in your mouth?
Do you like it like that?
(woman: Yess!)

Taste my skeet, don't it taste so sweet?
For my skeet you are a freak
I skeet off twice and then I'm done
I have to save some skeet for the next one, hon
All you have to do is believe
And the skeet will set you free

Chorus

Verse 3:
Skeetin' is for the young and old
But it's best to skeet in a hoe
Before I go out and skeet a bitch
I always take my skeetin' kick
I like to skeet in big ol' butts
It makes me skeet off big ol' nuts
You can say that I'm a nympho
Skeet in your mouth, then skeet your temple
I skeet best on a one-night stand
Brother Marquis is a skeeta man!
You suck slow and I fuck fast
Don't get mad if the skeet don't last
It ain't love, it must be lust
In the skeet you must trust
All you got to do is believe
And the skeet will set you free

Chorus

Jerk-jerk-jerk-jerk it off babyyy! (4x)

by Tummy AuGratin April 13, 2006

Skeeted

when someone sells you less than what you've paid for. Usually used when referring to drugs.

Man, I'm pissed that he skeeted me on that gram.

by thisonebitchyoureallydontknow February 18, 2013

Skeeted

A ritual performed by the Azukeelah Tribe in Tanzania in Africa. Skeeted is the past tense of the word skeet. It involved the male pulling out his penis before ejaculation and cumming on the females face to prevent pregnancy.

I skeeted on that bitches face last night.

by GreenSmurf June 21, 2009