Simon Promise

I made a Simon promise that I would start to exercise again
by Username 0 September 21, 2017
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Simon Cowell

An extremely sweet, sexy, funny, charming British man who is most known for his juding on both Pop Idol and American Idol.
I want to marry Simon Cowell.
by Kirstie May 21, 2004
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Simon Marchant

To pull a Simon Marchant is, to join a football team and costantly be on the bench.
"That Michael Owen has been pulling a Simon Marchant since he joined Real Madrid eh"?
by Dan Simmonds March 23, 2005
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Simon Complex

A state of mind,
Somewhat like simon says,
Except everything they say is either nnot nearly as good as your, you've done it better, long, harder etc. or it wasn't even worth doing and you should be ashamed for having done such a thing this person would not do.
Thus, this creates the illusion of over-confidence and an ego much to big for said person.
by Darkageon February 17, 2009
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Simone Biles

American artistic gymnast, World Champion and Olympic Gold Medalist.

The Goat of Gymnastics. She is considered the greatest gymnast on the planet.

Her personality to the public eye in gymnastics is a cutie pie / badass chick.
Wanna get on some next level type stuff. Simone Biles your way from the ground to the top baby!
by Cnnicholas June 04, 2021
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Simon Groom

Want to come to my house for some Simon Groom?
by Anonymous April 01, 2003
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Dirty Simon

While dressed head to toe in a latex gimp suit with a flap in which your penis can remain free, you must embark towards your nearest church, in pursuit of your desired altar boy. Then you are to shout 'I AM LOOKING FOR A LOVER' while beating your meat and slapping the child with sliced cheese on their face.
I'm feeling extra molesty tonight, might try the dirty Simon.
by Aasowhenyagonnabuymepizzabro December 12, 2021
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