Shoe Shoppin

When you go into a bathroom and you can tell who is on the toilet based on their shoes.

I dont know what you ate last night but i know that was you in the bathroom earlier. I was shoe shopping to see who was the nasty person in the bathroom earlier.

by jcam1980 August 27, 2012

goomba shoe

The act of taking off one's shoe during sexual intercourse, pooping into the shoe, putting it back on, and stomping repeatedly onto your partner's (usually male) genitalia.

Person 1: "Hey Matt, did your girl give you the goomba shoe last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah man it was crazy!"

by jroller420 October 27, 2022

Shoe-hack

One who can count properly (1,2,twee,4,5,double twee,7,8), is in the twee squad, and is authorized to purify people’s souls. It’s a profession. Alternate spelling- Shoo-hak.

Pronounced Shoooo-ha-ck

I wanna be a shoe-hack when I grow up!

by Vlet, Elk, and Belhop February 3, 2019

Government Shoes

Shoes made specially for people with odd shape feet usually suffering from cabbage foot syndrome or shaped like a wired vegetable often at 90 degree angles which can be great for football for getting mad curve and whipage.

Shane "Has your Government Shoes come yet Earl". Earl "No!! But the better come soon! How the hell can I shoplift dog nuts to feed to the hoes in the basement without fresh crepes!"

by Shanelovdahoop15 April 14, 2017

yeezy shoe

Adida's overpriced version of roshies. That was created by Kanye west

Did Kanye drop those super exclusive yeezy shoesthat's going to sell out less than a minute?

by Kanye shoes June 17, 2018

Shoe killa

That one person that be steppin on yo new pair of Jordan's for no apparent reason.

Willson: Yo Jasonaenae look at my new Jays.
Jasonaenae: Damnn boy those are tight.
Nellynell: * stomps on Willson's shoes out of nowhere *
Willson: WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOIN MAN. THE FUCK IS WRONG WICHYA YOU DAMN SHOE KILLA!?
Nellynell: * shrugs and walks away *
Willson's: * trips Nellynell* Bitch.

by KayIsJustAPhase January 6, 2015

Shoe Brain

I means someone has the intelligence of a foot, or someone is stupid.

Hunter has a shoe brain.

by thatweirdloser September 10, 2022