SHART MUFFIN

THIS IS SOMETHING YOU CALL SOMEONE WHO YOU ETHER HATE OR LOVE.

-SOMEONE WHO IS UGLY AF AND DUMB AS SHIT
-MAY ONLY BE TYPED IN ALL CAPS

PETER BUTTS IS MY SHART MUFFIN

by SHART MUFFIN November 19, 2019

sleep shart

when your bowel movement is so vigorous in your slumber that your body proceeds to dump your diharrea into your bed without you knowing.

i had a sleep shart last night

by joeyback April 4, 2019

file sharted

A small, unintended mistake that occurs when someone shares a file too quickly;

When you thought shared the right file with someone, but then you realized that you sent shit you didn't mean to (shart = blend of "shit" and "fart")

Dude I just file sharted our spring break pics to my boss and now I'm probably fired.

by SSTY March 28, 2017

foul sharts

During a basketball game, the act of farting in an attempt to disrupt the shooter at the free throw line.

While I was at the State basketball tournament, I made some foul sharts in the 4th quarter so that my son's team would win their game.

by Bilbro_Swaggins July 7, 2015

shart cloud

To release enough hot fart gas in one movement from your anus hole that that it smells like you have shit your pants, and in being hot the fart rises straight up to head height for maximum effect.

I was grocery shopping today and let out a fart in the deli isle that brought a tear to my eye. I had to move leaving a shart cloud behind as to not draw attention to myself. It smelt like I had shit myself.

by Racko001 December 12, 2016

Love shart

The act of pushing a shit out on a window so it resembles a shitty love heart from the outside.

Oh God look, Mike's done another love shart on the train window.

by Shoutymike October 15, 2016

jizz shart

A "jizz shart" is the after math of letting your partner finish inside you during anal. After anal sex, you will literally shart out the jizz.

Example: "Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."

"Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."

"I hate how after anal, you jizz shart."

by dirtydan87 October 20, 2014