Scroticle

An icicle that bares a striking resemblance to a human scrotum.
It can also be used to insult someone.

I had a huge scroticle hanging from my porch, last winter.

by Adrian Finch October 30, 2008

Scroticate

The act of person A suffocating person B with person A's scrotum.

I will tackle and scroticate you!

by Kitty Poopie Diarrhea July 28, 2010

Scottish Waxing

For males: Waxing your testicles only.

For females: Waxing only anus and perineum.

"Wow Roddy, your balls feel so smooth on my face, like a wee tike's."

"Aye, that's a fresh Scottish Waxing for ya."

by buttcircus May 1, 2012

Scroatie

Noun: The hair on the bottom of the scrotum. The scrotal goatie.

Luke: I've been styling my beard into a goatie.
James: Well, I've been styling my pubes into a scroatie.

by Jaroman October 19, 2012

Scrotein

1.) The proteins found in semen 2.) orally ingested semen

1.) I convinced my health-conscious gf to go down on me by saying she'd get 100% of her daily scrotein.

2.) This fag loves his scrotein shakes

by StutterMuffin October 18, 2014

scottish taco

To masturbate with a tortilla shell while wearing a kilt.

I went to Scotland and saw a man making a Scottish taco!

by College Student March 28, 2015

Scottish Missile

shooting your load up into the air and then ducking under the slop so it lands on your back.

" I hope those cameras are on, 'cuz I'm about to Scottish Missile myself."

by beeverman April 30, 2015