I'm not shitting bricks!

Being completely serious about what your stating. Emphasizing that you are not joking around.

"I can totally get you that vacuum at 50% off, i'm not shitting bricks!!!"

by jimmy patron September 19, 2009

Shitting Your Head out of Your Ass

Shitting your head out of your ass could refer to three things, either;
A, being so mad your head jets out of your ass;
B, wasting your time trying to shit your head out of your ass;
C, an incredible feat, such as lifting a car, watching a whole episode of Everybody Loves Raymond and laughing at it atleast twice, or beating up Chuck Norris.

A, "If I have to sit next to that bitch named Sophie AGAIN this year, I'm totally going to shit my head out of my ass.."
B, "World of Warcraft is like trying to shit your head out of your ass,"
and C, "Dude! What are you doing?!"
Dude- " I'm trying to make a myspace video of me shitting my head out my ass!"
"Shitting your head out of your ass?!"
Dude- "Shitting your head out of your ass."

by Nate LOWRIE! September 6, 2007

shitting

being or getting excited.

Kayla: Guess what?
Ryan: What?
Kayla: Schools out 20 days earlier this year.
Ryan: I'm Shitting!!
Kayla: Yah I know I totally shat when I heard that.

by ohboii July 22, 2006

Spitting Earworm

When you fuck someone with earstretches, and the moment your about to jizz put it through the ear and let it all explode in their face.

This douchebag performed a Spitting Earworm on me and got stuck in my stretch with his penis piercing

by Shady Viking July 19, 2014

shitting bricks

constipation when on heroin and other opiates.

man im shitting bricks.

by lodownlv September 25, 2011

stop shitting in my pants

a phrase you say when you don't beleive something...

Keisha had a baby?? Stop shitting in my pants son...

by Tata Nalles April 7, 2007

spitting straight fire

When someone starts hating on prom committee's decisions.

Did you see Michael's post? He was spitting straight fire!

by Cheezwizzzz February 28, 2017