by Lffhhgrrttt November 23, 2021
The tightest nigga ever, the most kick ass actor ever, has been in so many kick ass movies and played so many kick ass characters. He has been a jedi, a cartoon super hero, a drug dealer (on a few occasions), a secret agent, a member of swat, a scientist, a basket ball coach and Shaft just to name a few characters
Plus some of the movies he has been in include
Star Wars, Shaft, GTA (Game), Pulp Fiction, Coach Carter, SWAT, Die Hard 3, the 51st State, Deep Blue Sea, Kiss of Death, and Jurrasic Park
Plus some of the movies he has been in include
Star Wars, Shaft, GTA (Game), Pulp Fiction, Coach Carter, SWAT, Die Hard 3, the 51st State, Deep Blue Sea, Kiss of Death, and Jurrasic Park
White Guy: who is Samuel l Jackson?
Black Guy: What, cracker whats wrong with you, he his only the tightest nigga ever, who is every fuckin movie that kicks ass
White Guy: What like titanic
Black Guy: Dam you white boys need to see more pimpin movies,im talkin shit like Pulp Fiction and Shaft
White Guy: What?
Black Guy: Oh shit nigga, Jackson is God. And not the nigga who is now white, the one who is still a nigga
Black Guy: What, cracker whats wrong with you, he his only the tightest nigga ever, who is every fuckin movie that kicks ass
White Guy: What like titanic
Black Guy: Dam you white boys need to see more pimpin movies,im talkin shit like Pulp Fiction and Shaft
White Guy: What?
Black Guy: Oh shit nigga, Jackson is God. And not the nigga who is now white, the one who is still a nigga
by that british guy January 28, 2006
amazing, awesome, coolest, perfect bass player, insanely good looking, has hair that is more beautiful and luscious than any woman's, funny, in a really good band. THE BEST
Samuel Francis Kiszka is hot.
by youknowimcool January 03, 2023
THE MOTHERFUCKING BEST ACTING MOTHERFUCKER SINCE MARLON MOTHERFUCKING BRANDO. SAMUEL L MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON HAS ACTED IN EVERY MOTHERFUCKING MOVIE EVER MADE. ROYAL WITH CHEESE. MOTHERFUCK.
by zer0t October 26, 2011
Somebody who, if you are white, would probably make you kill yourself if you had to sit across from them on a train.
by jrich69 May 12, 2006
The most whored actor in film history, will appear in anything for the right amount of cash.
Will be in 90% of films being made by the time we get to 2010
Will be in 90% of films being made by the time we get to 2010
"A film about Snakes... on a plane? You bet your mother fuckin' ass I'll be in that"
"A film about aliens who blow up the planet, fix it to blow it up again then fuck us all in the ass and I'll love it? I'm not sure...
You'll pay me 10 million dollars to be in it?! Sign me up nigga!"
All quotes I overheard Samuel L. Jackson say them
"A film about aliens who blow up the planet, fix it to blow it up again then fuck us all in the ass and I'll love it? I'm not sure...
You'll pay me 10 million dollars to be in it?! Sign me up nigga!"
All quotes I overheard Samuel L. Jackson say them
by Kieren and Grae July 22, 2006
by roxxor February 19, 2004