To spit on the salmon means to suck a dick.
The term comes from norwegian, and is «Spøtte på laksen» in norwegian.
Note! Since salmon is a normal cuisine in Norway it is important to remember to not use the term in a conversation about food.
The term comes from norwegian, and is «Spøtte på laksen» in norwegian.
Note! Since salmon is a normal cuisine in Norway it is important to remember to not use the term in a conversation about food.
Did u get some at the party?- friend
Nja, I meet this guy, but I was on my period, so I could only spit on the salmon.-
Nja, I meet this guy, but I was on my period, so I could only spit on the salmon.-
by Cheesylobster August 10, 2019

"How many Mac Salmons does it take for a disgusting fat whale to reach the maximum-allowed capacity for its mouth's anal blowhole?"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 26, 2023

by LUELLAISSOCOOL November 7, 2022

by GhostGuy<3 November 7, 2021

When someone (preferably in a Love Island villa) runs up to a pool and jumps in while wriggling their body a bit with their arms stuck to their sides to look like a salmon. They also tend to make a noise that isn’t really relevant to a salmon it’s just real funny. In other words - Chris’ signature move.
by Heythereurbandictionaryusers August 2, 2019

by kcupcake(: May 22, 2010

Person 1: Did you hear about Black Salmon?
Person 2: Yeah, it’s only the best Christian Minecraft server ever
Person 2: Yeah, it’s only the best Christian Minecraft server ever
by User_6969696968686868686868686 January 24, 2019
