spit on the salmon

To spit on the salmon means to suck a dick.

The term comes from norwegian, and is «Spøtte på laksen» in norwegian.

Note! Since salmon is a normal cuisine in Norway it is important to remember to not use the term in a conversation about food.
Did u get some at the party?- friend

Nja, I meet this guy, but I was on my period, so I could only spit on the salmon.-
by Cheesylobster August 10, 2019
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Mac Salmon

Mac Salmons don't exist. They don't even sell those at McDonald's!
"How many Mac Salmons does it take for a disgusting fat whale to reach the maximum-allowed capacity for its mouth's anal blowhole?"
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Alex Salmon

WOW ITS MY LITTLE CUTIE PATOOTIE ALEX SALMON- MISHA
by LUELLAISSOCOOL November 7, 2022
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Miles The Salmon

A salmon named Miles who is a funny, hot and nice person.

They also fucked a toilet
by GhostGuy<3 November 7, 2021
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Salmon

When someone (preferably in a Love Island villa) runs up to a pool and jumps in while wriggling their body a bit with their arms stuck to their sides to look like a salmon. They also tend to make a noise that isn’t really relevant to a salmon it’s just real funny. In other words - Chris’ signature move.
“Boys let’s salmon”-Chris
-boys jump in pool looking like autists-
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fresh salmon

a three some. usually consisting of a mexican male and two white females.
"Sally, Enrico, and I totally had fresh salmon last night"
by kcupcake(: May 22, 2010
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Black Salmon

The Dankest meme page on the gram. Original memes only🗿🦀 @black_.salmon
Person 1: Did you hear about Black Salmon?
Person 2: Yeah, it’s only the best Christian Minecraft server ever
by User_6969696968686868686868686 January 24, 2019
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