When you are having sex with the woman on top facing you and your child unexpectedly and suddenly enters the room causing the woman to leap forwards over you to a prone position like a salmon jumping a waterfall.
by LordKillington November 8, 2020
Get the Sexy Salmon mug.This person is an actual dumbass. they will also always have a fish who sometimes like to attack but we will always love them. This person is mostly Female but comes in all genders. look out for these types of people because they will ruin your life forever. you can also call these people ''sal'', salfish'' or tons of other things.
Salmon is very annoying
by Stowos December 25, 2020
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Get the Salmon mug.A salmon colored home in a small town in Michigan's lower peninsula near the saginasty bay, if you whisper salmon house very very soft next to the salmon house you will be blessed by the salmon gods.
by Mentally ill pog March 8, 2021
Get the salmon house mug.1. A fish that swims around in the sea and can be eaten I guess
2. (name) A cool dude that makes funny jokes even if he thinks everyone disagrees with him and wants to ignore him. He's kind when he needs to be but can struggle a lot with social situations including subjects he doesn't understand very well .
2. (name) A cool dude that makes funny jokes even if he thinks everyone disagrees with him and wants to ignore him. He's kind when he needs to be but can struggle a lot with social situations including subjects he doesn't understand very well .
by Maxi the cool kid March 21, 2021
Get the Salmon mug.Selecting a haddock pasty passed upon its background i.e. wild or farmed. The only two ways to tell are colour and leanness.
by BDWF April 5, 2021
Get the Salmon fishing mug.A negative state of mind best illustrated by the character of Winthorpe in the film 'Trading Places' when he gatecrashes the Duke and Duke Xmas party dressed as Santa, before drunkenly trying to eat a stolen salmon along with half his Santa beard on the bus.
Come along Dearest Sebastian, no more Mojitos for you. You know how you get all 'Salmon-beard-Santa' after too many cocktails.
by thehighyeast September 30, 2012
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