Rocket Surgeon

Someone with less-than-stellar aptitude. A mixture of "rocket scientist" and "brain surgeon", this phrase describes a person that is neither. The subject also frequently has an overinflated sense of self worth, flaunting his acheivments and trying to insult other people's intelligence whenever he or she feels dumb.

The phrase also implies that the person is dumb enough to try cutting open a rocket, or perform some other action that would get them "Darwined".

The phrase is best used in the presence of said person, especially when you know it will take them several seconds to realize they've just been zinged. This is often heard amongst tech-support agents.
I just got off the phone with some Rocket Surgeon who was cussing me out because he couldn't figure out how to open the battery door on his camera, and kept telling me all about his MCSE and his PhD.
by DirkusMaximus May 10, 2007
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Rocket Whore

someone who instinctively will camp the rocket spawn, or uses the rocket launcher excessively.
OmG you n00b!!11!! St0p b3ing a rocket whore!!11!!1
by steward February 25, 2005
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shes a rocket

A girl who is a beauty. Someone with a nice ass(;
Oh damn "shes a rocket"
by Booottttyyyyyyyyy December 16, 2015
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crotch rocket

sport bike very fast 200+ mph , 0-60 in under 3 seconds , 1/4 mile in ~10 seconds , and gets chicks like nothing
Yo that crotch rocket get hoes !
by sandguy April 05, 2003
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Rocket Dick

when a guy's dick curls upwards and resembles a rocket.
"dude eamonn has a rocket dick!"
"really? thats gay."
by C0N C0N December 19, 2008
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lob the rocket

Flinging poo left over from a night of anal sex. This occurs after a night of anal sex.

In the morning, a small bit of poo happens to be on the bed, so...you then proceed to "lob the rocket", or to Throw someone's poo at the owner of the poo.
After I fucked her in the ass, there was shit on the bed. So I HAD to lob the rocket!
by Gregg August 22, 2004
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