stupid man-whore with a strap on dick.
he has a great personality, but not for a human being.
he has looks like an angel that fell from heaven... and smacked his face on thee pavement.
he doesn't need to try any harder. people couldn't like him any less. quite frankly he needs to grow some balls, andd get some basketball lessons. he sucks ass at basketball.
he looks like bugs bunnyy, and has a unibrow that has fungi in the middle. pimple, but fungi in his case. really, i wouldn't waste my time on him. he's not even worth the bag of shitt that he iss.
he has a great personality, but not for a human being.
he has looks like an angel that fell from heaven... and smacked his face on thee pavement.
he doesn't need to try any harder. people couldn't like him any less. quite frankly he needs to grow some balls, andd get some basketball lessons. he sucks ass at basketball.
he looks like bugs bunnyy, and has a unibrow that has fungi in the middle. pimple, but fungi in his case. really, i wouldn't waste my time on him. he's not even worth the bag of shitt that he iss.
old classmate: robert?
robert rickert: yeaah soonn. thats mee:
old classmate: Put a condom on you head because if your gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one.
robert rickert: waaah! waaaah!
robert rickert: yeaah soonn. thats mee:
old classmate: Put a condom on you head because if your gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one.
robert rickert: waaah! waaaah!
by jaszo July 19, 2009
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The Roberts family are absolute legendary, they are amazing and sexy. Smart and intuitive, except they get crazy. They are rich and wealthy, they like their tea strong.
We are probably Welsh too.
We are probably Welsh too.
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Get the Robert Redford mug.Ok. Let’s Start here. Robert Is An Amazing Person. You Usually See His Name Wherever you go since his name is so popular. he Is An Adorable boy with brown hair and blue eyes. He Says A lot of weird things I don’t even want to get started on saying. let’s just say he’s completely a weirdo, hehe. he Is The nicest person ever and will help you when you need it. Sometimes things spill out of his mouth he doesn’t mean to say but he says sorry all the time :) He Is popular and LOVES basketball. He also really likes math and P.E. All boys obviously love P.E. like who doesn’t? Lol. just Robert Is Overall A Great Person And The Greatest Person You Will Ever Meet. you Always want a Robert in your life. He makes you feel better when your sad. I used to be sad a lot but he changed my whole life. thank you Robert. I don’t know what I would do without you...
Girl #1: Oh Wow Isn’t That Robert. He’s So Good At Sports. And Basketball! He Never Misses A Basket!
Girl #2: mhm! That’s Robert! And always will be! *says in mind, “He’s My Basketball Star <3”*
Girl #2: mhm! That’s Robert! And always will be! *says in mind, “He’s My Basketball Star <3”*
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