simu-rip

Simu-rip: The "all too realistic" miming of bong rips. Almost presents the idea that the simu-ripper has "smoked themselves retarded" A good simu-rip will involve a comfy seat, an invisible bong, an invisible lighter (complete with hand motions) several "air-tubes" and a cough or two. The simu-rip is not quite as common as the "invisi-joint" but equally effective...

The simu-rip can only be portrayed accurately by the experienced pot smoker.

by Banannah-Rama April 15, 2008

ripping a stinker

farting really disgustingly

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

rip hit

When you're smoking weed and take the last fat hit that kills the bowl, RIP.

Baby, take the RIP hit and kill this bowl so I can grind us up a new one.

by brown dynamite March 27, 2020

Nice Rip

When you rip a fart during family time.

Hey dad, nice rip.

by germanshephard2222 April 20, 2020

Rip Skeez

Another way to describe getting a hit from a pipe/bong

"Dude lemme get a rip skeez"
"Yeah go for it"

by Killah Liz October 23, 2008

rip nut

same thing as a ripper just more off the hook.

she look like she want to do it with everyone

yea she's a rip nut

by MaC bOo March 1, 2005

rip and run

to rob drug dealers (rip them off and then run the hell away)

Girl : Jesus, I crossed some 70s porn the other day -- John Holmes was hung like a goddamn blue whale. Made me wonder what the hell you got.

Guy : Yeah, but at least Eddie Nash didn't beat me to death for rippin and runnin.

OR

what do you do for a living ?
I rip and run.

by merc misfire May 14, 2006