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A ranger

The shorten form of anal ranger. Often said in public when using the phrase anal ranger would be crass. An anal ranger is a person that has a preference for anal sex over other forms of sexual intercourse.
When my friend forgets to take her birth control, she often becomes an A ranger in order to prevent pregnancy.
by Aedes aegypti November 4, 2009
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free range asylum

civilization, society! -souls walking around partially or completely 'out of their heads', under the guise of being 'sane' or 'moral'.!! -the only guidelines for this being that of laws, their momma; or the church.

you, unable to ever 'know' anything about anything, thanks to these souls who are happy to do it for you! the only difference between a free range asylum and a normal one is, locked door, cells, rooms, cages and monitors.

every so often one of these souls goes 'off' unable to 'reign-in' their bizarre ideas, and 'stinks' upon some of their own.

what guarantee is there that the person standing right next to you isn't an 'accident waiting to happen'? ie: your sister, brother, mother, father, pastor, boss, friend, therapist, sales'person', doctor, lawyer, indian chief, etc.....? -whos' to say YOU are "sane"?

history is solid proof, that we humans as a whole, are a pretty peculiar bunch! 'my way or the highway' (or death!) seems to be the prevailing human attitude!!!!!
the shopping mall at christmas was a free range asylum!!

left my brother at the sanitarium, and entered the free range asylum!

went off, and went from an open air free range asylum; into a much more regulated environment!!
by michael foolsley December 9, 2010
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Road Ranger

A sexual escapade inspired by the Lone Ranger. It is when a woman straddles her lover while he is driving. She rides in the fashion that a ranger would his horse, with urgency and passion. At the moment of completion she dismounts her steed, grabs his member and makes a mask across her eyes with his glory.
After a long drive through Nebraska all that kept me sane was when my girlfriend completed a road ranger for me. Took me two sessions to finish her mask.
by Tonto steed September 29, 2012
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Space ranger

It's like a astronaut but way better because you have a laser gun
I wanna be a space ranger when I gro up
by Sinep6 January 27, 2017
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Rectal Ranger

A man who pursues adventures, escapades, or shenanigans in the rectal area of another man. Also may be used to describe the "double life" of a man who is married with kids, but secretly is a butt pirate with other men at night and on business trips
John is so obviously a rectal ranger. I mean, hes more addicted to ass than one of those scat freaks!
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Price Range

The acceptable age range for one's dating prospects. This can be a stated range (i.e. "I tend to date women in their late-twenties, but my price range is 26-34."), or, it can be based on one's dating choices/behavior (i.e. "Damn dude, I didn't think 21 year olds were still in your price range.")
While I usually like younger women, she's 34, which is still in my price range.
by The Professor June 18, 2004
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barbiedoll ranger

1. Channing holloway
2. A hilarious prankcall usually recieved at 2 AM.
3. A slut barbie who steals money and gets lost in the nigger woods.
"Please help me find barbiedoll ranger, she stole my 8k then ran to the nigger woods!!!"
by Beeco August 15, 2008
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