ranch dressing

what happens when the salad is realllly good lookin ;)

melissa: so...did he like produce the ranch dressing???
sharla: ofc

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

Pussy Ranch

The cum that leaks out of a pussy after ejaculation. Often tangy and pairs well with a tossed salad.

"Oh shit Stacy, I came inside. I hope you like pussy ranch."

by awh13 August 19, 2016

meanwhile, back at the ranch

A humerous phrase indicating a simultanious happening.

Derived from old Western TV shows or movies. Something exciting would be happening out on the range somewhere (or in town, etc), but at the same time something else would be happening at the home base, i.e. the ranch.

The bank is being robbed by Smoky Joe and the Goatnose Gang! Will Whitehat Willy be able to foil the desperadoes in time?

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, little Betsy has discovered a gold nugget in the family's stream.

by Athene Airheart May 3, 2004

Highlands Ranch High school

The worst high school in the suburban wonderland of Colorado. Extremely conformist, even though everyone seems to claim their cliques individuality.

You shouldn't go to Highlands Ranch High school if you don't smoke marijuana, or you don't play sports.

by !Olivia! October 4, 2008

Weston Ranchers

dummy ass retarded people who go hella dumb in stocktown California

Weston Ranchers say,"Go Cougars..Rarrrr!"
There are too many black Weston Ranchers...go back to east oak!!
Weston Ranchers buy their food at Food 4 Less.

by Bob DeAngelo August 26, 2006

wrinkle ranch

A bar or lounge in which older women go to pick up younger men.

Last night I was feeling like an older woman so my buddy and I headed over to the wrinkle ranch to find some action.

by Beaker411 February 11, 2006

Neverland Ranch

The act of inhaling a females fart, proceeded by taking a shot of urine while holding your breathe.

Hey girl! Wanna go to the Neverland Ranch?

by Van.Lives.Matter September 7, 2018