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bald racoon

When you shave your balls and your pubes off and it makes your dick look like a bald raccoon
My friend Joe got a bald racoon and he regrets it
by Glizzy mastsr February 5, 2022
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Lobster Rangoon

A sexual manuever in which a person inserts four fingers covered in cream cheese into the anus leaving the thumb out to play with the clit. In a claw-moving motion, the inserted partner opens and closes hand similar to the way a lobster would
"Pray tell, my dear, that is some splendid lobster rangoon!"
by claw-bster December 23, 2022
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TTV Racoone

A lumberjack who gets a little too angry at VALORANT childs game and is a noob
Friend 1: Who is the best streamer on twitch?
Friend 2: IT'S MY MAN BLUD JIT WHO IS NOT TRIPPING TTV RACOONE!!! @THERACOONE ON TWITCH FOLLOW NOW!
Friend 1: Thank you bro this guy looks like a fucking lumberjack
by Jason M Grain August 3, 2023
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Crab Rangoon Frenchee

When your lady friend has crabs but you cum in her anyway then french kiss the fuck outta that pussy
A: Did y'all have sex? I thought she had crabs?
B: Yeah she does and I gave her a crab rangoon frenchee last night so I bet even my tongue has pubic lice
by Zendaia February 1, 2024
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Isabella Ragonese

Isabella Ragonese is very very beautiful
by Braden Lucky March 24, 2024
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Fiddling the Racoon

The act of stimulating the male genitalia using a raccoon as a flesh light
He’s been Fiddling the Racoon ever since he got that Zoo job
by ChrisEubank May 4, 2021
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