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Carpet-Punching

(V) Similar to racking a guy in the nuts, but performed on a female.
I was going down on her and she queefed in my face, so I punched started carpet-punching her.
by TomCat7770 February 10, 2010
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The Punching Bag

When a couger gets down on all fours and lets you beat her titties with your weiner, not unlike a boxer would punch a bag.
William's mom let me perform the punching bag to her last night.
by Otis Spunkmeyer__ June 22, 2011
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Hole punching

The act of two men ramming their assholes together.
I caught Kevin and Larry hole punching each other at Jamie's party last night.
by Hobby-less December 27, 2016
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Someone who's never been punched in the face

A sardonic, informal term used to address an obnoxious person. Especially one who often says things to unfairly upset or demean others. It is based on the premise that because people have always chosen to physically restrain themselves around the person in question, they've never had to stop, reconsider and change their offensive behavior.
God, Moe Lester is always such an insufferable little asshole. He's definitely someone who's never been punched in the face.
by NibbaDestroyer April 7, 2021
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Birthday Punches

"The Birthday Punches" in Scotland, a birthday torment common in countries such as the UK, Ireland, Canada, and India, involves the friends and family of the person whose birthday it is taking him or her by the arms and legs, and "punching" him/her up into the air and down onto the floor. The number of "punches" given equals the age of the person in years plus one "for luck". These punches are transferable and are expired in one week from his/her birthday.
"Yo, it's David Pee's birthday, let's go violate him and give him birthday punches" - Jay Pong
"DAVID MY CHIGGA COME HERE" - Matt Pho
by JayPubeInDavidMouth May 27, 2018
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Puncher's Chance

A term used in MMA (mixed martial arts) meaning that a puncher always has a chance to win the fight by landing even one punch.
Ross is a boxer so he always has a puncher's chance.
by TUF-guy January 9, 2010
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Puncher

To go on a puncher: Leave an institution of study or learning such as a library to avoid the act of study or learning.
I was on a puncher for two hours.
Take a puncher!
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by An Múinteoir Cliste November 21, 2009
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