Puddle 

When someone is so drunk they take the form of any vessel they happen to pass out in. They are essentially liquid and have little body control.

Joe polished off that fifth of tequila. Dude was a total puddle.

Puddle by Locoski September 15, 2015

puddle jumper 

A term for Cuban. They're like Mexican wetbacks because the know how to jump fences, but they have to "jump" across a puddle to get to the United States, most likely Florida.

That puddle jumper is stealing all the jobs in Miami!

puddle jumper by mo11 May 30, 2016

Puddle buddy 

Melted methamphetamine ready to be smoked

Someone stole my Hillbilly glue (methamphetamine) last night...they took everything besides my bowl with my puddle buddy

Puddle buddy by Weaselbub November 13, 2016

Puddle fart 

When someone pounds it hard and when the penis pulls out it breathes heavily like the sound of an elephant trunk

He ramed me so hard on the bed. When i rolled over off the bed all i heard was a loud Puddle fart it was heavy wind with extreme pressure that i couldnt control 💨

Puddle fart by Queef_Daddy_Master January 29, 2017

puddler

Person that is always hitting bubble like all the time

He is nothing but a puddler smoking the meth

puddler by ska213 March 29, 2017

Puddle Jumper 

A promiscuous lesbian. Particularly one who will go down on any girl, anytime, anywhere.

1. "Becky on cheated on me with Monica!" "That low down dirty puddle jumper!"

Puddle Jumper by Veracocha July 12, 2017

Puddle scum

Concentrated dirty waterz

A person that's good at being outta pocket !"Hey Puddle scum"You ran off with my bitch in my car and you got my sack of cigarz....

Puddle scum by Da Dirty Waterz January 23, 2018