A professional mugger is an employee of a mugging coporation. To become a professional mugger you must apply for the job just like with any other job and wait for the company to hire you as a professional mugger. Once a professional mugger the person must earn a living by mugging people. Since they work for a company they must carry a CV around with them while they are working and hand it to the person they plan to mug before actually mugging them for them to check everything in order and is santioned by the government. After this the mugger is then allowed to mug the person.
Mal is a professional mugger and he was waiting in a dark alley when an elderly lady appeared. Mal handed the lady his CV and she read his details.
Elderly lady: Everything seems to be in order carry on.
Mal: Give me your money you old bag!
Mal proceeded to hit the old woman and then steal her belongings after he was done he left her a thankyou note, called an ambulance and then ran off with everything she had of value.
Elderly lady: Everything seems to be in order carry on.
Mal: Give me your money you old bag!
Mal proceeded to hit the old woman and then steal her belongings after he was done he left her a thankyou note, called an ambulance and then ran off with everything she had of value.
by Apemanjon September 7, 2008
Get the Professional Mugger mug.PMROFLMAOOL is a superfused pseudo-portmanteau of several abbreviated phrases all pertaining to expressing one's particular amusement (i.e. Laughter) at an event that has just occurred.
This pseudo-portmanteau consists of elements of the following expressive abbreviations:
PMSL: Peed Myself Laughing
ROFL: Rolling On Floor Laughing
LMAO: Laughing My Ass Off
LOL: Laughing Out Loud
With the common element being the word "Laughing". PMROFLMAOOL actually stands for:
Peed Myself Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off Out Loud. This pseudo-portmanteau is only used in the funniest of situations and should be done so sparingly.
This pseudo-portmanteau consists of elements of the following expressive abbreviations:
PMSL: Peed Myself Laughing
ROFL: Rolling On Floor Laughing
LMAO: Laughing My Ass Off
LOL: Laughing Out Loud
With the common element being the word "Laughing". PMROFLMAOOL actually stands for:
Peed Myself Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off Out Loud. This pseudo-portmanteau is only used in the funniest of situations and should be done so sparingly.
Friend 1: Yo dude, did you see Kim Kardashian put on blast on TV last night? That sh*t was too funny man! What a ho'!
Friend 2: Yeah man, tell me about it! I PMROFLMAOOL'd so hard, I thought I was gonna stop breathing!
Friend 1: Say what?!
Friend 2: Just look it up on Urban Dictionary already...
Friend 2: Yeah man, tell me about it! I PMROFLMAOOL'd so hard, I thought I was gonna stop breathing!
Friend 1: Say what?!
Friend 2: Just look it up on Urban Dictionary already...
by Omn1scientist June 2, 2010
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