Jamaican Press Conference

The act of having a woman insert a smoking pipe, or any such instrument capable of smoking marijuana, into her vagina, and allowing a group no smaller than five people to reciprocate the contents from her vagina prior to her extracting the contents from the smoking device

Sally invited me and the folks over to partake of her weekly bud, only to find out that it was going to be a jamaican press conference; a sexual orgy followed us doing so.

by Dill_Swanson March 25, 2010

Pressed

To be mad

You are very pressed.

by anonymous April 21, 2022

Press Proven

a lingo used by fotballers so that benies wont clock it

"ur not Press Proven"

by DD7 April 30, 2025

Pressed

Annabelle Parente

Guy 1: “Yo is it just me or does Annabelle seem a little pressed.”
Guy 2: “Yea no it’s not just you, everyone notices it”

by Therealwebsterdict May 1, 2021

Pressed

When someone's mad/ sad about a slight inconvenience

"Henco's Fucking pressed about a clash of clans attack"

by Henco'smadlol May 24, 2022

One Press

This is meaning for a Girl/Guy who you deem only fit to have sex with once or boastful talk meaning to Fuck.

I would give Rita Ora ah "One Press" but i wouldn't wife her!
I herd you and Sarah are dating? are you mad fam? after she's just a "One Press" lol

by mrdior.101 (insta) June 21, 2016

Neat press

When you make your hair look neat and tidy and looking clean

I went to a formal gathering so I had to neat press my hair

by BigraffaD February 7, 2024