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Sarah Palin Effect

The idea that individuals who are FEMALE and deemed "pretty" are selected for high level positions or prestigious awards based solely on the fact that they are FEMALE and "pretty". Why else was she picked as John McCain's running-mate?
wtf!!!! Katheryn Bigelow and The Hurt Locker won best director and picture?! it was a boring piece of shit movie seen by 5 people, all who are in a coma right now cuz their brains commited suicide after sitting through that lame shit! Well, yeah, it's the Sarah Palin Effect...the directer has a vag and is cute..so of course she would win!
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Palintics

Any item in reference to the political venue or agenda regarding the Republican 2008 Vice Presidential Candidate, Sarah Palin.
Political Discussion: "Giving cronies more tax breaks sounds somewhat like, Palintics, don't you think?"

Overbudget Projects: "I think the boys downtown would be mad at this new office building. It is so expensive and not very useful. Very much like Palintics!"

Covering up a pregnancy or an affair: "Dude! I think that if you lie to your girlfriend about your other girlfriend and the fact that you got her knocked up, it wouldn't be right! Otherwise, you'll be playing Palintics, for sure!"
by Mike the Arf October 30, 2008
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Palindrone

One who is smitten by the 'feisty' vice-presidential candidate, finds her a 'breath of fresh air', and plans to vote for her ticket despite her obvious lack of intellect and her further-right-than-Bush world view.
That dude is such a Palindrone - two months ago he was criticizing Obama for lack of experience, but now he's ready to put a sassy hockey mom one breath away from the presidency because he used to have wet dreams about women like her.
by Flarri January 23, 2009
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Palin Syndrome

1. n. A neurological disorder in which the patient suffers from advanced manic delusions, including: vehemently supporting outrageous notions, denying scientific evidence, embracing the very media that the patient insults, and constantly seeing visions of Vladimir Putin before their eyes. Named for a widely studied patient.
Person: The governor swears she could see Putin drinking vodka from her back porch. I told her Moscow is too far, but she denies the earth is flat, saying it's a conspiracy by the lamestream media.

Doctor: I think she's suffering from Palin Syndrome.
by tinafayisawesome November 22, 2010
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Palin-ize

To be exposed as ignorant or out-right idiotic with facts and documented evidence and refuse to acknowledge or admit any fault. Also to continue to forge forward clutching ignorance ever tighter.
Author Carrie Prejean was Palin-ized on the Larry King Show.
by Psykram October 2, 2012
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Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin...

-is a bitch
-is the reason why the Mayans predicted that the world will end in 2012
-gives her children the shittiest names. Examples include Trig, Purple, Penis, Orgasm, Twogirlsonecup, vomit, etc.
-loves to go into a helicopter and gun down animals with a .50 cal chain gun
-is fugly
-thinks that the dinosaurs lived 4000 years ago
-wants creationism to be taught in public schools, even though religion isn't supposed to be taught in public schools
-thinks that she has foreign experience just because Russia is supposedly in her backyard
-is the reason why McCain lost the election
Sarah Palin: Hey Penis, wanna go hunt wolves with me today?

Penis: Sure

Sarah Palin: *Boards an attack helicopter, chases a wolf down, and fires a missile at it*

Penis: Whee!
by dafsfdsasfdasdfsfasasaaaaaa January 29, 2010
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Sarah Palin

(n).-one who sees parts of russia from her house. not dissimilar in looks to a baby caught in a blender. walks around saying 'YOU GONNA GET RAPED AND YOU GONNA KEEP THE BABY!'
Sarah Palin likes to keep an eye on those shisty russians from her house
by Flying Spaghetti Monsterrrrr January 22, 2009
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