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handbag pork

Getting porked whilst still inhabiting your underwear
I was handbag porked behind the bins like a right Gucci.
by Arabella pearl August 30, 2022
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pork mat

A reference to a discord conversation, a slur for stuck-up people.
God. That dude is such a pork mat.
by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022
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salted pork?

by Ethastum January 20, 2022
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chicken or pork

similar to the ink blot test—able to tell if a person is sane. (if they pick pork)
Vape: "If you had to get rid of one: chicken or pork"
Sane person: "pork"
by Jhonny25 May 19, 2022
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Pork pocket

A vagina that is plump.
You can stick your pork sword in my pork pocket.
by anonymous December 18, 2021
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Pork Tactics

Term coined by Ryotaro (second name unknown) on the Abroad in Japan channel on the video "What $250 Gets You at a Japanese Hot Spring Inn" used to define a certain way of approaching a plate of pork cutlets the main part of the tactic is leaving the fattiest end of the pork cutlet last
Friend 1: "Hey did you hear about pork tactics?"
Friend 2:"No what is it?"
Friend 1:"Its a way of eating pork cutlets"
Friend 2: "Very cool everyvody should do that"
by ape_small March 1, 2021
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Pork Blinds

Unusually meaty outer vaginal lips.
I tried to throw it in Ginger last night but my dick kept getting caught in her pork blinds.
by DanaFX October 31, 2021
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