The brutal act of an overnight stand where one partner is grossed out after waking up the next morning to seeing they slept with a very ugly person. They retaliate by pinching the cock very hard; hence the recipient being pork-pinched.
Frank: I'd go out to hunt for a one-night stand, but I'm always the victim of getting pork-pinched the very next morning.
Martin: sort of like you did to me when we first met?
Frank: let me see your wenis again, so that I can pinch that bastard as hard as possible.
Martin: sort of like you did to me when we first met?
Frank: let me see your wenis again, so that I can pinch that bastard as hard as possible.
by Pistolpois August 15, 2017
Get the Pork-pinchedmug. cop 1 :"maaan, where's that girl from yesterday?."
cop 2 :" she's a pork bunny, she hops all over the place dude."
cop 2 :" she's a pork bunny, she hops all over the place dude."
by durka durka Muhammad jihad June 20, 2023
Get the pork bunnymug. How does this sound over a bed of garlic mashed potatoes a braised roulade of new pork stuffed with locally grown spinach and a mushroom duxelle topped with a port wine demi-glace garnished with Bing cherry
by The Golden Cheetah August 16, 2018
Get the New porkmug. by Piplover September 4, 2016
Get the Pulling porkmug. by buyalex March 30, 2015
Get the Pork Fishingmug. Have you seen Staci lately? She stopped eating meat and she totally looks like she could use some vitamin pork.
Dude, Staci has been being a real bitch lately. She could really use some vitamin pork.
Dude, Staci has been being a real bitch lately. She could really use some vitamin pork.
by SirGatorFalls September 14, 2016
Get the vitamin porkmug. by Jhonny25 May 19, 2022
Get the chicken or porkmug.