Putin's popsicle

The name of a death caused by a Russian icecube

Katie- I want Putin's popsicle.
Cory- I don't think you do.
Katie - oh I do.
Cory- do you even know what that is?
Katie - ya do you?

Cory- ya, it's what you call someone when they die from a Russian icecube.

by E Bird July 28, 2022

fudge popsicle

when a man has anal sex with someone or something and gets fecal matter on the shaft penis

dude i got a fudge popsicle last night from all the dudes a railed.

by penis muncher 69 October 3, 2021

Electric Popsicle

A perverse sexual maneuver. To perform the majestic Electric Popsicle, wait until your partner is on the verge of orgasm, and then pull out a tazer and shock him/her on the balls/clit until orgasm is finished.

"So, I finally worked up the courage to try an Electric Popsicle last night."

"Oh yeah?'

"Yeah. When she convulsed I shocked my tip!"

by BillDozer357 April 17, 2010

mayonnaise popsicle

Digging your elbow into someone's butt while massaging them.

"Yo, that masseuse totally gave me a mayonnaise popsicle earlier!"

"Bro, that's CRAZY."

by whomstpumpkin June 14, 2018

Vampire Popsicles

When a women freezes a used tampon.

That woman is so fine I would like sniff her armpits and eat her vampire popsicles

by Zachum January 21, 2021

Poo popsicle

When you stick it in her ass, get it all dirty, then fuck her throat

She told me to do the poo popsicle to her

by Kiwizzle July 27, 2025

pennsylvania popsicle

The Pennsylvania Popsicle: A daringly lascivious enterprise wherein a gentleman, ablaze with unrestrained ardor—JACK OFF—unleashes his copious seminal essence into a scrupulously chosen prophylactic sheath—JACK OFF—JACK OFF; this vessel is then consigned to the icy abyss of cryogenic preservation, transmuting the fluid into a resplendent, frost-forged scepter—JACK OFF—JACK OFF; with flamboyant fervor, the gentleman brandishes this glacial, crystalline rod—JACK OFF—striking with theatrical precision, each resonant thud dispersing delicate traces of thawed essence—JACK OFF—in a provocative, audacious tableau of unrestrained carnal artistry—JACK OFF—JACK OFF.

just hit my hb wit da pennsylvania popsicle he never saw it coming

by newyorknachoenjoyer May 18, 2025