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Poop Blocked

It is similar to being cock blocked, but instead of getting blocked (or prevented) from scoring a potential hookup, you are being blocked (or prevented) from letting your poop out.

Getting "poop blocked" tends to happen in a work environment where another party comes into the bathroom and occupies the stall next to you while you are trying to poop. You experience an awkward silence, making it too embarrassing to push your poop out since there would be a loud splash sound going "plop, plop, plop" into the toilet. Additionally, the person in the next stall now knows what your shoes looks like, which can be dangerous as he/she can now identify you around the office.

Abbreviation: PB'ed
Brenda: Damn it!! I got poop blocked for the 2nd time today!

Erica: So you were prairie doggin' it the whole time...

Brenda: I had to retract so I can go back later to continue my extraction.

Erica: I gotta go now... Hopefully I dont get PB'ed!
by KrazErica + Yewnis February 7, 2013
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boop poop

After my taco lunch I thought I only had to fart until I made a boop poop. I had to throw out my pants
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Mass Poop

A Mass Poop.
The kind of poop that is so large and magnificent that you just have to take a pic of and send it to friends. They find it so intriguing- they put it on social media and show the rest of their friends. The picture goes viral and the whole world appreciates your poop. You can thank your poop for your fame!
Martha: Whoa have you seen that pic of Sharpay's poop?!?
Kelsi: IKR! No wander everyone loves her!
Martha: Yep now that's what you call a mass poop!
by halabaloonie March 4, 2015
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Fast poops

by Gabriel Lewis September 1, 2013
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Poop Pop

Pop music made solely with fecal matter. It is written on and performed using poop. This form of music sounds like shit, because it is. To date, there have been no songs of this genre to chart in any nation.
This new band Curtis E. Flush and the Clean Wipes are definitely in the poop pop genre. They sound like shit!
by Captain Cid November 19, 2020
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Reddit Poop

The traditional browsing of reddit while taking a poop.
krashmo: Wow.. I haven't laughed that hard in a while. It made my reddit poop quite a bit more interesting.
by PortableBacon January 19, 2012
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poop nigga

Poop nigga reffers to those nigga that just smell like shittt
Dam Jeffery you smell like a poop nigga today
by Lilskies December 23, 2017
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