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Cat Polishing

Putting best pictures (not most recent) of yourself on dating apps
Stephanie was cat polishing her profile on tinder. That bitch doesn’t look that good right now
by Jr0ckk January 28, 2021
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polish invasion

When you pee in your partner's mouth instead of ejaculating
Dude, i polish invasioned Amanda last night and she couldn't tell the difference!
by DumpiesDumpTruck November 16, 2017
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polish chad

Someone who is undeniably a chad
And is from Poland.
Hey who's that guy?

Oh, hes Brajan, Hes a Polish Chad.

Ah...
by NotBrajan... October 17, 2020
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polish the cat

the act of transforming an ordinary cream pie into a shiny, slippery pile of pussy hair by stroking with the fingers--note: female orgasm is a frequent consequence
Hey that girl will do anything for you if you just polish the cat once in a while.
by Maxxximus May 23, 2015
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Polish Couch

It’s when you & your BFF kneel on any given couch, buck nekkit, facing aft towards the same direction; with each participant having their head laying down & rear up, while having a third miscellaneous person tongue each bung, taking turns in between sets.
Let me get this straight! A polish couch is when you & your buddy are face down- ass up, but you only get one dedicated tongue?” - Dale M. Pace
by Fluffy McGillicuddy December 28, 2018
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Pommel Polisher

Name given to sad lonely middle aged women who ride horses for sexual stimulation ( may also be multiple cat owners).
They normally have colour co-ordinated horsey equipment and are slightly obese and generally cannot afford to keep a horse without having to make major financial sacrifices elsewhere.
Has a minge like an old polished bit of leather.
She is no good at showjumping, she is just a pommel polisher
by Blunt Nick December 15, 2010
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Polish janitor

when you pour a double shot of vodka on someone's ass and lick it all off
comrade 1: man I got hammered last night!
comrade 2: how did you do that!?
comrade 1: I did a Polish janitor with all the girls at the party
by warlock of feet January 4, 2021
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