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insta police

People on instagram with a extremely high moral code about being PC (politically correct) but just on instagram. Bringing shame to others is their easy way out to justify calling themselves "woke" or just superior to you socially...

In Gen X terms ... Insta police are the Karens of social media... Always calling for the manager and trying to be woke by unnecessarily speaking up again what they think isn't PC
I posted a racist meme ironically and the insta police came for me.

I was sarcastic about my comment throwing shade on the ignorance but the insta police having no sense of humor came for me.

Bruh I posted a song with the n word in it and Karen lost her shit
by Bat_NooB April 22, 2020
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Horní Police

Whoa, mate! Read carefully. This is not "Horny Police" if you thought. It's called Horní Police. That's a small town in Czechia which means Oberpolitz in German. Many towns/names end with the czech -ce. So, it is actually Mainstream there.
You: hi m 16 cz
Stranger: hi im USA f 18
You: im in horni Police
Stranger: pervert
Stranger has disconnected.
Horní Police ≠ Horny Police
by MikeFromMicrosoft December 11, 2017
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VA POLICE

A police officer that could not make it in the civilian world. A police officer that has integrity issues. A police officer that doesn’t care about veterans just their ego!
Look there’s a VA Police Officer.
by Willciglio November 8, 2018
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Police Cop

An exclusive ranking police role only given to those registered as a police officer.
Michael: better slow down, there's a police cop over there

Me: what the actual?
by JohnSmithTheManofWomens December 11, 2018
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Pandemic Police

Pandemic police are annoying busybodies during Covid-19, who constantly judge and shame people allegedly breaking social distancing rules and buying "non-essential" purchases.

Common targets are single moms going grocery shopping with obviously young children, people walking their dog, old couple going for a walk around their block, siblings playing together on their own backyard, not wearing a mask or gloves, any "non-essential" purchase even if it's with an "essential"purchase. They often either make a snide remark or post a picture of them on Facebook.

These people give no shits about the health and safety of others and just want to use the pandemic as an excuse to bully and belittle people.
Uggh the pandemic police were giving me dirty looks and calling me a bad mom for bringing my 5 year old with me to the grocery store.
by Jenmic April 20, 2020
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Jesus police

A Jesus police is a person of authority who has shot and killed an innocent , unarmed person ..
He don’t even believe in Jesus .. !!
Why’d he call the Jesus police .. ??
by AfterMatth .. February 15, 2020
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ASMR police

the police of asmr,they use a gun that fires fist emojis
ASMR police 1:fire!
ASMR police 2:bang!
by elegant duck thing September 29, 2021
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