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Joe The Plumber

The ex-hardcore-porn movie actor who does plumbing for the neighbors occasionally. He is also planning to be an entrepreneur in the future, had a brief conversation with Barack Obama, and worries that the tax plans under the new administration will affect his plans for the big bright future.

Generally considered the same IQ, a little bit higher or lower than Joe six pack-- depending on your religious beliefs.
Person A: "Dude, did you watch Obama and McCain talking about Joe the plumber? I really enjoyed it! I feel I know a whole lot more about the economic plans of the two presidential candidates"

Person B: "Pathetic!"
by TlPbBiPoAtRn October 15, 2008
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plumbus

You know what a plumbus is.
I broke the shleeb off of my plumbus!
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Jon and Kate Plus 8

An adorable show following the life of a family with sextuplets and twins.
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Plumbing

Plumbing is a sexual act involving a man and a female. The aforementioned male pops his penis in the girl's vagina, lubricating her ring, tickling and widening the said orifice. When that there hole is at maximum size, the man pops the scrotum and both balls in that bottomless pit of love.
That girl last night was a bucket, I was plumbing her without even realising. It was mint.
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2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths

an example of someone who didn't pay attention in the maths
Sir Wellingtonsibridulatumarevana : 2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths

Tim : Kid, go back to school
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plumb onion

When you are fucking a girl, you pull your boner out, bend it in half and shove it back in. Upon being pulled out, the boner is purple like a plumb and stinks like an onion.
1. Shit man.... shit..... that is one plumb onion!

2. You ain't gettin' none o this vajayjay unless I get somma that plumb onion!

3. My plumb onion hurts real bad!

4. Dr.: "Don't bend your penis in half like that anymore."
Patient: "But my girl wants the plumb onion real bad."
Dr.: "Oh, here are some pills."
by Prof. Plumb January 12, 2008
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pluibus

the act of having sex with one's ear
last night me and some girl had pluibus
by proballa March 2, 2009
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