Piss intimidate

V. when you are in a public bathroom and you got a mean flow going.... a flow so mean and intimidating that the other dude in the john gets stage fright and can't piss.... usually follows heavy beer consumption

I totally piss intimidated that old guy

by Don Hoyte October 3, 2008

Period piss

A word made by a girl who wanted to use something other than period pooh because it sounds dumb

"She needs to get her life together."
"Period piss!"

by Jordan15 June 4, 2019

piss pistol

a relatively uncommon phrase referring to the masculine sexual organs and their capability to squirt body fluids similar to a water pistol. often the piss pistol is used for self defense in the common high school locker room.

dude, don't kick me down there. i need my piss pistol to make babies in the future.

by wow567443 December 31, 2009

piss sonar

The echolocation tool men use when they piss in the dark to make sure they're hitting the toilet. This involves starting to urinate and listening carefully for the sound of the urine stream hitting the toilet water. If the sound is not heard, aiming adjustments are made until such time as the reassuring sound is heard.

Joe: "Man, I got home last night drunk, went in the bathroom, didn't turn on the light and ended up pissing all over the bathroom floor."
Bob: "You should have used piss sonar to find the toilet, bro."
Joe: "Oh."

by weyus August 20, 2013

Walking Piss

When one walks down the street, usually drunk, and urinates as he walks (usually for the amusement of his buddies/mates). The true walking piss is done without the aid of hands, a feat that is perfectly feasible as long as one isn't hung like a field mouse. Extra points are earned if the individual doing the walking piss executes it in an area in which pedestrians are present. The general rule of the walking piss amongst pedestrians is that if YOU don't look down at your dick, nobody else will either.

Yo, check out Chewy- he's gonna rip a walking piss right by that outdoor café .

by Sloppy7ths January 15, 2009

Jamba piss

When you take a super powerful, long piss after drinking a Jamba Juice smoothie. The urge to take a Jamba piss usually hits suddenly, about 30-45 minutes after finishing a smoothie, and it feels like your bladder is about to explode. There is no warning sign.

Mike: "Hey man, what are you doing in the library?"
Jim: "Not much man, just reading some... OH SHIT I GOTTA TAKE A JAMBA PISS, WATCH MY STUFF!!!"

Jim runs to the bathroom.

by J-Rich24 August 3, 2012

hang a piss

To take a piss; urinate.

"Pull over, dude! I gotta hang a piss!"

by rmig January 30, 2015