Shmag Pipes

A nickname for a kid who has an uncircumsized weiner.

Did she suck on your Shmag Pipe last night Mike Perry.

Hey it's Shmag Pipes Mcgee.

by Johnnybot2000 July 16, 2008

Pies

The person who ate all the Pies

'who ate all the Pies'

by David c Mendor January 19, 2003

pinestraw

a ugly girl by the name of sarah kessler who has hair that looks like pine straw

Hi im Sarah and i am a goth/prep...i have a huge nose and a like to stick out my chest and pretend that i have friends. Also i like to drink slim fast because im an obese cow

by m-spot March 26, 2004

love pies

a group of elite socialites who promote love and devour pies.

i wish i was a love pie.

by leonard nimoy March 16, 2004

Phresh

The combination of "phat" and "fresh"

Adjec: Being so phat and fresh it should be a crime.

Note: The word "phresh" is a registered copyright of Phresh Inc. Using this word for any type of business, marketing, etc, will result in legal action.

See also: Phresh Digital

www.phreshdigital.com

"This track is so PHRESH!"

by H!P May 4, 2009

in the pipes

1. Being in the process of doing a drug deal, or just being in the drug dealing business.
2. A state of being completely stoned or OD (overdosed for you dumbasses).

Joe (on the phone)- "hey dude, you wanna hang out later?"
Bob- "One minute man, I'm in the pipes."

by Spartanman July 6, 2007

Rusty Pipes

Referring to a man/woman who has had so much anal sex that they're 'pipes' (asshole) has become bloody.

When a girl with bright red hair gives you head and throws her hair forward over your shaft giving it a nice red hue.

When you punch a girl in the mouth and then she gives you head.
a frigid woman who does not put out and therefore has allowed her 'pipes' to become corroded.

"Louis, did you just take a bloody shit? I think Ian may have rusted your pipes"

Ian: Did you do anything with Caitlin the other night?
Louis: Yea man she gave me a rusty pipe, she was amazing!

Louis: I heard Chris Brown likes rusty pipes
Caitlin: oh, that's why he beat Rihanna!

Helen Keller couldn't speak, hear, see, and apparently get laid, cause that bitch had some rusty ass pipes.

by Bak Brien 6969 June 15, 2011