Phantom Shitter

Usually a male student. Someone who intentionally craps away from the shitter leaving special presents in the sinks/under bog hinges/up doors for anyone who walks through the ddor

Hark! The Phantom Shitter has struck again.

by thelostlibertine March 31, 2005

Phantom Punch

The act of a special ninja maneuver which requires not only skill but cunning. Mid climax, a man must stop his ejaculatory response and punch a bitch straight in the anus. This will not be satisfactory if he finishes anywhere, especially on himself. Soft touching before and after makes it a "Super" phantom punch.

Yo, I just saw Jonah phantom punch Rhonda! She cried for a little bit but then gave him a big hug of appreciation for the happy ending. 24 hours later, the phantom punch had vanished due to the Bengay and ice packs she had to place on the rectal area.

by Big gay Al Phantom Punch July 10, 2010

Ciel Phantomhive

a dumb cunt.

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by AloeVeraTrancy March 7, 2019

The Phantom

A sexual exploit used during intercourse. In traditional doggy style position the male spits on the females back as he removes his genitals from her. The female in normal response will turn around, where, at that moment, the male will ejaculate on her face. The technique is aptly named the Phantom for its ability to deceive a female into a males ejaculation on her backside causing great humiliation to the female and extreme jubilance for the male.

Jon pulled a Phantom on Kate.

by HumDog the Great March 22, 2004

phanboy

A person who is so misinformed that they will go to extreme lengths in order to defend the phantom console.

One such reported case was not visiting dying kin.

"I have way better things to do at the moment like to run down to the hospital to see if my grandpa is alive, i was due long ago but i got caught up trying to defend a business needing a chance." -Said after debating prophantom.

by Parasite January 15, 2004

phantom drift

when two people are racing and someone passses the other while drifting

in the middle of the race, this guy phantom drifted right past me!

by chris b-seks October 11, 2007

Phantom Dutchman

(n). A sex act, similar to the Dutch Rudder where an individual is stimulated indirectly by another. The Phantom Dutchman involves using a cell phone on oneself for sexual gratification as another person knowingly calls the cell phone repeatedly in order to cause the phone to vibrate.

-"How do you and Julie maintain your long distance relationship?"

-"Usually through phone sex but last night I gave her a Phantom Dutchman while watching on Skype"

by B.T.D.C. March 1, 2011