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Period Pains 

1. The pain that a woman encounters when she is menstruating.

2. Nature's way of reminding us how lucky we are to not be pregnant.
Jane: "I've got really bad Period Pains "

Mary: "Oh man, that sucks"

Jane: "It's not all bad, I thought I was pregnant."

*Both women share a high five*
Period Pains by Bexstar82 November 13, 2011

Bitch Period 

A period used mainly by girls at the end of a sentence or phrase to emphasize extreme bitchiness. Usually used on instant messangers, texts, or social networking sites.
Girl 1: Hey do you wanna hang out today
Girl 2: No. (bitch period)
Bitch Period by wordmaster99 November 10, 2009
that miracle time of the month ~ for the gal pal woman hood 'round the world. or that red curse that makes your fucking life a pain. and that ruby gunk that colides with your emotional roller coaster. either way its apart of a chick's life.
Not tonite i got my period you ass.

periodic table 

Nerd: The Periodic Table! The only woman who will ever love me!
Moderately socially accepted individual: Gimme your lunch money!
periodic table by Elise deLise September 13, 2006

period party 

when fem bots congregate in mutual menstruation. typical rituals include the careless flinging of vaginal secretions and stillborn fetuses in a disorderly manner. These women typically gather in a secluded and safe enviornment so as to not be detected by bears who are attracted to the menstruation.
fucking females feliciously engaging in a period party. they ned cock plugs in their troll holes.

period clump 

During a female's menstruation, large sized clumps of blood may be produced.
I was taking a piss and I could hear the period clumps hitting the water.
period clump by shalvi March 29, 2003