Pencil Dick

Pencil Dick is a male dumb ass that uses his thumb (dick) to blow his nose. Dick is the size of his thumb!

Pencil Dick always looking for his asshole with his thumb!

by Andrew Weber October 30, 2007

electric pencil

a mechanical pencil.

"Zach, need electric pencil"

by Natepalm October 17, 2003

pencil

dick

dude,unless ur a guy NEVER say u have a pencil

by fuckingidiot0 February 20, 2009

pencil pusher

a pencil pusher is a gaymo who packs ze shizit

At a group meeting "Hi my name is ray and i'm a Stoner" ::goes around the circle:: "Hi my name is Mark and i'm a pencil pusher"

by Zee Assman April 19, 2005

pencil job

a formula taken right out of the book before being checkweighed for accuracy before going to production.

WOW this colormatch sucks!!! Must be a pencil job!

by inkgirl September 5, 2009

Pencil sharpener

An expression describing a female who is tight in the vagina

Man, having sex with Lilly is like putting a popsicle in a pencil sharpener

by Peepeesauce556 April 25, 2017

Soft Pencil

When once is rolling with a soft pencil, they have a limp penis in a clutch situation and often suffer from erectile dysfunction or an orgasm that lasts a maximum of three seconds.

Did you hear what Jane said? She told me Jimmy's rolling with a soft pencil.

by Klamer October 20, 2006