Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today

if you can't afford it (whatever 'it' may be) now, why even get that shit? Originally a catch phrase from Wimpy on that ol' skool shit: Popeye the Sailor Man

Hey bro, spot me twenty on this sack?
Fuck you man! Why pay tuesday for...

by MrSubterranean May 14, 2004

i didnt touch it so i dont pay

when you didnt touch a missing object or broken object an refuse to pay

i didnt touch it so i dont pay said jake to the missing key in the apartment

by cheapboys January 27, 2017

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

Phrase used by Wimpy, Popeye's hungry pal. Song from the 1980 movie "Popeye."
An appeal for a small loan that will not be payed back.
Generally used by a person who considers themself a likeable egomaniac.

"I will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today!" (sung)

by Bunny Rivera May 18, 2004

You think that I’m gon pay 20 ticket

You think that I’m gon pay 20 ticket

You think that I’m gon pay 20 ticket

by Tohruus April 07, 2021

Can't afford to pay the fines, don't do the crime

People pay fine after making a mistake.

Very simple concept to understand folks.

If you can't afford to pay the fines, don't do the crime!!!

by Glorymummy January 27, 2021

i pay you zero point no attention

not paying that person any more attention;usually said after a stupid comment

ayana: tell me why i just got sent out of class!

liz: what did you do?

ayana: nigguh why you got to assume i did something.

liz: oh lord ok what happened ?

ayana: i spit at the teacher.

liz:i pay you zero point no attention right now.

by dayotemi May 15, 2011

Wouldent pay 10 cents to see a hotdog fart

The Cheapest Ass Person Alive !

Phil:

Hey is luke gonna get in on the office lottery ticket ?

Brad:

Naw he wouldent pay 10 cents to see a hotdog fart !

Phil:

What a Loser

by PhilSlim August 18, 2008