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by CyIguess February 12, 2024
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Patrick is the sexiest man alive. He has eyes like a forest. So warm and calming. Mhm. Your hands will tingle running them through his silky smooth chocolate colored hair. He has most the deepest, sexiest, and arousing voice alive, that’ll make your heart melt. He has the biggest dick ever. Crazy good at sports if you have a patrick your lucky ass fuck. Has a odd humor but is funny likes to hit u as a joke. very freaky and fine as hell
by Dis ass super fat May 3, 2024
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Patrick the star
by anonymous September 14, 2024
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Hot sexy man who will always be single cuz he has no bitches; always hard; always gay.
Patrick is so hot
by Skibidigonner December 16, 2024
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The ugliest boy known to mankind he cant even get chuzz he is a fucking autistic little shit at the age of 5 he was thrown into the trashcan. he is so chinese that you need a magnifying glass to see his eyes no need to ask him to do your homework he is dumb as fuck and cant even do his own homework. Whenever people's pets go missing they expect him to have eaten their pets. He is just a little Ching CHong who says 1,5cm is average.
by Hak tuah guy January 28, 2025
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A man who is quick to anger, has substances issues, and depressive, but can be loyal, loving and caring in the right circumstances.
by Chevysilvardosquidward February 23, 2026
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A Patrick is more rare and magical than a Unicorn
by Tsunami StaySea May 27, 2025
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