wank parade

Wanking more than 3 times in night, usually while maintaining nudity.

Last Thursday i was bored while home alone so i decided to have a wank parade to pass time

by stuy.bee November 22, 2010

Samantha Paradox

The thought of oneself being less attractive then one truly is.

Jamal: Dude, why does she have such low self-esteem? She's a dime!

Griffin: Dude, the Samantha Paradox.

by Brbgonnagosmoke November 16, 2012

Fung Paradox

The Fung paradox stipulates that after coitus with a female, one must choose between recycling said female, or go on to the next potential sexual partner.

"Man, I don't know if I want to start seeing this female seriously"
"Have you heard about the Fung paradox? You need to choose between recycling or mingling"

by sexbomb174 October 14, 2017

Digiorno Paradox

If you get a box of DiGiorno for delivery, is it delivery or DiGiorno.

Hey guys have you heard of the DiGiorno paradox.

by Your_boy_54 June 2, 2018

uncles paradise

A large penis that usually comes from your uncle into your paradise

Wow you gotta love that uncles paradise

by myunclesass August 21, 2018

Dookie Paradise

An action taken (usually performed by two men) in which one person is on their back (unconscious or conscious) and the other squats their butthole onto the first person's nose.

Todd: Did you hear that Rob gave Jim a dookie paradise.

Steven: Ahhh shit that's nasty.

by InTheEndgame May 5, 2019

Retard Paradox

Two retards in a continuous loop of retarded moments.

(Studied at the University of Princeton)

Retard Paradox Example:
Retard Noah: Reeeeeeeeee!
Retard Josh: Reeeeeeeeeee!
Retard Noah: Reeeeeeeeeeee!
Retard Josh: Reeeeeeeeeeeee!

by Wyates5 April 28, 2019