Paradox Gamer

1. A superior kind of bigot, that likes to play Paradox Interactive games, such as Hoi4, CK3 or EU4. Usually also a war criminal.

OH BOY!, I'm tired of those damm Paradox Gamers saying the N-word on the voice chat. I'm sure they want to do a genocide some day!

by Yo_Mama_XIIV July 13, 2023

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Netflix Paradox

When a women is going to high school and is fit much because she has PE and is active, she is watching a netflix at night but active during the day. When she is turning 18 and is finally old enough to consume alcohol she starts consuming more alcohol and calories, but it is no problem, beacuse of the her being active at daytime, but when they graduate from high school they dont have this active lifestyle at daytime, and they usually ends up at more parties, and watching even more netflix. This results in gaining weight.

Have you seen Tina? Yeah, she is a a victim of the netflix paradox

by Negredo February 6, 2024

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Discord Trojan Paradox

A paradox in which a discord server appears to be nice and friendly from the outside/when you just get in, but after being there long enough you start seeing a lot of toxicity/people showing their true faces and whatnot. This usually happens on bigger “wholesome” servers which then turn pretty ugly at a random time.

Bruh, this one server used to be so nice what the fuck happened
I’m guessing the Discord Trojan Paradox

by Keklord Supreme August 11, 2022

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K-Paradox

When someone, usually a rude entitled individual, acts and talks like they've never been hit in the face, but because of their rudeness there is NO WAY they have NOT been punched in the face.

This guy is a K-paradox

by Dinoplant April 8, 2025

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Paradoxical Domino Effect

The idea that introducing or accepting a single paradox means introducing and accepting an infinite amount of subsequent other paradoxes, because of the first paradox.

The main take away here is you don't want to introduce any paradoxes to a line of reasoning or any model, because you'll have to also by proxy also accept an infinite amount of other paradoxes that are thus created by the first one as a consequence.

Paradoxical Domino Effect Example #1: God exists therefore any other god could also exist. Since God exists so could faeries, werewolves, vampires, Big Foot, and The Loch Ness monster. Since faeries could exist as a consequence of this, magic also must exist since they use magic.

Paradoxical Domino Effect Example #2: Going back in time is possible; therefore, you can go back in time and kill your own grandpa so you couldn't be born. Since you can't be born you must not exist. Since you no longer exist... wait what if going back in time is actually just a copy of the past you are going into? So there must be infinite pasts you can go into. Since there are infinite pasts you can go into...

by ApplesPotatoGardner November 18, 2023

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The Toilet Cleaners Paradox

If you are the best at cleaning toilets, you will never be promoted to taking out the trash. Incompetent people can rise while those that do the dirty but critical work will remain stuck.... cleaning the toilets.

It appears i suffer from the toilet cleaners paradox as I can't progress in my career while others more forward.

by MAGAdude April 10, 2025

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