Anal Oyster

The act of shoving your balls into someone's anus

We didn't have any anal beads handy, so I put my balls into her anus and gave her an Anal Oyster

by The danger ranger December 20, 2017

The Oklahoma oyster

The act of VIGOROUSLY digging in a women's HooHa for maraschino cherries

The doctor told my wife she lacked vitamins so I gave her the Oklahoma oyster

by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022

Cloudy oyster

When a man cums in a pussy and then someone eats it.

My girl and I introduced her best friend to a cloudy oyster last night, she seemed to enjoy the taste.

by Sylverdemon March 12, 2022

Indiana Oyster

To spit into a girl's asshole. Then garnish with lime and (other favorable garnishes) then eat it from Said woman's asshole.

Anna Kendrick is so hot I'd give her the ol Indiana Oyster any day of the week!!!

by Jon Duncan December 30, 2022

Bulgarian oyster

when a female hacks up Flem and snot and spits it on to concrete

did you see Lauren hack up and spit a Bulgarian oyster on to the footpath

by Scott_sporto the 1st September 5, 2025

Pennsylvania Roadside Oyster

When you’re in Pennsylvania doing the secks in a car along the road, and the man cums and then the womanly quickly jumps up, to the man’s surprise, plops her vagina over his mouth- and births the cumwad into his mouth- this is the way a Pennsylvania roadside oyster is born!

The Lot Lizard is giving away Pennsylvania Roadside Oysters to truck drivers for $20 a pop 🦪.

by AmberleeGray July 6, 2022

oysters of the land

A term to describe pistachio nuts.
With their shells, the way they are eaten and their morish nature, "oysters of the land" has become an apt description for pistachios.

"Pistachios truly are the oysters of the land" ...*slurp*.

I am going to buy myself some oysters of the land.

by The_ALCH November 25, 2023