Kathleen was a dirty hippie who, even when she cleaned up for work, smelled as if she were smuggling onions in her shirt.
by A-Squared Andy July 09, 2011
One of those foldy letters you work like a puppet while you ask questions. Some people call them fortune tellers but frankly I feel that is giving them a bit too much credit.
Maria and her middle school bff sat around the lunch table giggling while asking questions to her onion letter.
by Donkeypunchburtreynolds April 07, 2017
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by Studmuffindelux July 07, 2019
A prolapsed asshole.
Dude, I'm fucked up. I stumbled onto some porn where some chick gave herself a Bloomin' Onion! I don't think I'll ever be the same.
by Deathisabusinessman December 06, 2017
Her onion broth was darkening the crack of her Lululemons at the gym.
Her onion broth still lingers on my nose.
Her onion broth still lingers on my nose.
by Dick Onchin February 08, 2022
Oil field definition of a company suck ass. One who kisses his boss’s ass. One who snitches on his coworkers to get brownie points. A person who sucks ass so much that he could pull a vacuum on an onion sack. Onion sacks have holes or are made out of mesh and normally would not collapse under a vacuum.
by Jr. Samples BR-549 June 03, 2020