state of the onion

Speech from the president telling everyone how his onion is doing

Damn! Bush is doing another state of the onion address again?!

state of the onion by Can of Worms November 5, 2006

Brown Onion Syndrome 

The life-long remorse suffered when you turn down a guaranteed fuck with a random girl, just because she is the Brown Onion of her group of friends, and you worry what your friends will say.

God I wish I just nailed that pig in 1992 when I had the chance. I've got serious Brown Onion Syndrome now.

Brown Onion Syndrome by Lord_Cunnington November 22, 2011

air onion 

A fart that makes ones eyes water.

"dude did u just drop an air onion?"

air onion by origin of skill August 28, 2005

Dookie Nigga Onion Ring

An onion ring that has been marinated in some nigga dookie

Ayo i'm finna go to Burger King you want a Dookie Nigga Onion Ring?

Dookie Nigga Onion Ring by haremrules January 23, 2021

who gave my son an onion 

no seriously who gave my son an onion

bruh i’m dead serious who gave my son an onion

who gave my son an onion by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

Dutch Onion 

n. feces in one's underwear while riding in the car with other passengers v. the act of dutch onioning

Evan dutch onioned himself while driving to his grandparents house; his parent were .

Dutch Onion by classiest January 24, 2011

peeling layers of the onion 

This refers to the mental status of a person. The brain is the onion, and layers are the functions processed by the brain. As a person's mental status changes (ex. as they become intoxicated) they are peeling layers that control functions of the brain. The outer layers are the highest functions, and the first to go.

"So I heard last night was a blast"
"Yeah everyone was peeling layers of the onion, I dont think anyone could talk by the end!"

peeling layers of the onion by themagichat October 8, 2007