wet-lag

A term mostly used by females/people with pussies refering to the term jet-lag. Wet-lag similar to jet-lag is when your physically and or mentally put on pause due to intense orgasm or sexual over stimulation. Also reffering to being wet after coming out of the shower, a place were people commonly masturbate. Symptoms of wet can include hurt back, pulled muscles(from spasming), ringnig in ears, over sensitivity, being raw etc.

person 1: Dude, did u see Bettie when she came out the shower?
person 2: no, why?
person 1: Look at that fuck-walk! She totally has wet-lag.

by im u fucking sadist17 December 26, 2020

break lag

The sluggish, tired feeling you get after your lunch break at work. Often leads to lethargy and a tendency to get little done and/or kill time until the end of the day.

"I was so productive earlier today, but after sitting down for a half-hour and having that burger I'm having wicked break lag."

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by Delirium319 October 21, 2011

I Lagged

A common excuse for when someone has an epic fail moment in a video game. It's frequently ridiculed as being too generic, to the point that people overlook that sometimes it's legit. Some people have crappy internet.

"Why did you do so bad? You're usually pretty good."

"I lagged."

"Ah, I see. I know you don't go easy on anyone, so I knew something was wrong."

"Yes. If I was having an off day I would've just told you that, but it is actually my Internet having an off day..."

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2021

lag ass

Someone who is constantly falling behind on their engagements.

Torrey is being a lag ass changing his car oil.

by Maddie187 November 3, 2013

lag slapped

when your computer experiances an sudden unexpected amount of lag.

I was trying to play poker on myspace but it just lag slapped the hell out of my computer =.=

by yin teng January 20, 2009

lag [2]

what every gamer hates in the world

*plays game*
*lag 2 comes up randomly*
gamer: why does this fucking happen

by kocheraaa February 14, 2017

Rage Lag

The time it takes for people in main stream media or social networks to realize they are wrong and to chill the fuck out.

Even after the incident with the kids and the Indian elder was proven to be fake news, many people suffering from Rage Lag posted their anger on social networks. #RageLag

by Doc Primo Herb January 20, 2019