time lag

someone who you want to have regular exchange with but can only contact through filling in forms which often times poses difficulty and/or compromises spontaneity.
me: "hello, someone. how are you today? can i tell you about my weekend?"
someone: "fill in this form and optionally rhyme and I'll hear (read) you out, mate"
me: "but time lag!"
by Krkič May 27, 2019
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Vac Lag

much like Jet Lag, it is the tired, exhausted state after a long road trip or great vacation.
"Rick, you look like shit. Sup?"
"Man, went to Cancun for a week and partied 24/7. Now I have bad Vac Lag."
by Sylavendara March 15, 2010
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break lag

The sluggish, tired feeling you get after your lunch break at work. Often leads to lethargy and a tendency to get little done and/or kill time until the end of the day.
"I was so productive earlier today, but after sitting down for a half-hour and having that burger I'm having wicked break lag."

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by Delirium319 October 21, 2011
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lag bender

the lag bender is a meme name for ppl who are so laggy that they bend lag and use it
guy1:that guy just killed me from a mile away he must be hacking
guy2:nah he is just a lag bender which means they are so laggy that bend lag
by duckable September 07, 2020
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Het lag

That period of time, before coming out, when a gay guy tries to believe he's straight and dates girls.
I tried dating girls during my teen years but had no sexual feelings towards them. After I figured out I like men sexually, I realized I had been suffering from het lag.
by Arkansas luggage April 17, 2020
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Butt Lag

When you buttocks is stuck to the leathery office chair, after a long night of gaming, creating a butt lag.
Ow! that was some serious butt lag.
by brocklie January 17, 2009
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lag [2]

what every gamer hates in the world
*plays game*
*lag 2 comes up randomly*
gamer: why does this fucking happen
by kocheraaa February 15, 2017
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