moppin the floor

moppin the floor is when ur doin a girl upside down standing up and u use her head to clean the floor. a very convenient way to clean your house. if she wears a wig then shes a swiffer disposable mop.

"man my kitchens dirty, can we start by moppin the floor?"
"sure, but u gotta replace my swiffer afterwards"

by leroy spinks June 13, 2007

hit the floor

The best and Most funkiest sounding song on METEORA!!!!!!

In case u ppl have lived under a rock for the past coupla months, meteora is Linkin Parks new Album!!!

ROCK ON!!! ; )

by Robs a nice piece of ass September 02, 2003

Balls to the floor

Anything being stated in the purest or performed in the most maximum way.

I confessed to my parents about her pregnancy, balls to the floor no lies.

by Sperminator6969 July 25, 2008

floor is lava

Absolute garbage of a meme, probably out of fad by the time you're reading this.

Person 1: The floor is lava!

Person 2: *Lays on floor *

by A guy who wrote one definition June 14, 2017

shower floor

Most commonly visited place of the clumsy.

Damn! Not the shower floor again!

by Lonely Black Heart July 14, 2003

floor spaghetti

When an Italian man ejaculates on the ground and another person eats it.

Rachel didn't enjoy watching Joey eat his own floor spaghetti.

by Bread91 March 08, 2016

the door in the floor

A 2004 suspense movie with Jeff Bridges and Kim Basinger.

Did you see "The Door in the Floor" yet? I heard it was pretty good.

by critic November 18, 2004