Spicy jazz fart

A special fart which usually lasts 20 seconds, that gives off a very wide range of musical tones and obtains a stages of fart smells.

"I don't think I can ride bikes today. Earlier I let loose a spicy jazz fart and my ass is still sore."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. April 19, 2010

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smooth jazz

an expression replacing "rly cool", "amaizing", "funky", "awesome", "great", ect.

do not use sparingly because if used right, this phrase can make people want to be your friend. just kidding, it cant do something like that cuz probobly no one wants to be your friend. your a loser. but saying this phrase will make you sound just the slightest bit cooler than u really are. 'nough said.

*WARNING* this phrase is comonly mistaken for something dirty

*real life conversation with the use of this phrase*

HANNAH: youre a silly-monster
ZACH: well.. if im a silly- monster, then youre a fun dinosaur
HANNAH: yaaayyyyy! but wait, can i be a fun dino-corn pweeaaseeeee??? cuz thats more SMOOTH JAZZ.
ZACH: fiiine
HANNAH: YUSSSS!!!

by fun dino-corn August 11, 2010

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Jazz Hands bro

The act of sarcastically doing jazz hands to show your lack of excitement about something. Usually used when someone is trying to show off about something that really isn't that sweet.

Guy 1: I made out with a Brazilian girl on the dance floor last night
Guy 2: waving jazz hands That's sick bro

Guy 1: I just got a brand new pair of New Balances!
Guy 2: Jazz hands bro

by MattyMids July 25, 2012

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I'm no jazz blogger

Preface indicating that someone is not an expert in what they are about to discuss, but is going to go on to make an opinionated statement about it anyway.

Mulch? I'm no jazz blogger, but you want that in your garden.

by zndnc July 15, 2011

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