Swag

Swag is a persons mentality and the way he/she carries himself. Swag is not to be confused with a pimp where as someone with swagger EARNS his women with the charisma he brings forth and how he deals positively toward the situation. You need no money to have swag, just great looks and attitude along with a vibe that instantly brings the party to life. Close to, but not of the same description of, a Hipster. Current in the ways of clothing, words, and often a confident stride step. The ability in a situation to stay, smooth and always say the right thing.

A recent poll has shown that 72% of all SWAG belong to students at SPRAGUE HIGH SCHOOL.

"Who's Swaggin? You Swaggin? SWAG! SWAG! SWAG! SWAG!"
-Workaholics

by SunBleachedSwagster October 26, 2011

swag

To jizz on your hand with a combination of glue and throw it precisely on the ceiling and making your partner stay under the jizz and letting the jizz slowly drip on to your partner.

Hey Man! I swagged that girl but I couldn't get the rest of that jizz off the ceiling so I ate it...

by krnbanguboi February 17, 2008

Swag

The coolness, being, or personality of something. Your 'Swag' is how you represent yourself. A shortened form of Swagger, or Swagga.

What'chu talkin bout'? You ain't got no swag.

by Hoco Slicka February 27, 2011

Swag

Short for the word "swagger". Became well known partly to the fact that "swag" was being said by JUSTIN BIEBER regularly. It became a word meaning things relating to Justin Bieber. Now a word people say to replace such words as "cool" and "awesome".

"I'm going to a Justin Bieber concert!" "Swag"
*On Omegle* "SWAG" Stranger- "oh no! not you beliebers again!"

by jayasha May 10, 2011

Swag

Swag is the evolutionary compensation mechanism of for the reproduction of idiots. Often women find men who are lacking depth of emotional and intellectual capacity unsuitable for reproduction. These men are mostly filtered out of the gene pool because women will not spawn their babies -which will obviously be unviable. The remaining population of these uneducated, self absorbed males possess the "swag" gene/trait which endows the possessor with simultaneous douchebaggery and sexual desirability. This phenomenon has yet to be explained by science and much of the scientific community is concerned for the future of human progress should this gene be allowed to propagate out of control. Debates in the scientific community have turned toward re-evaluating whether the use of Genomics is an ethical solution to this growing problem.

Admiral Greg: Ben does nothing with his life, has no job, no car, no future, he lives in his mom's basement, and has a growing criminal record... So how the hell is he so popular with the ladies?
General Archimedes: He appears to have swag.

by get_smarter July 21, 2013

swag

A word used to describe a way a person dresses,walks,speaks. That person as a whole.Usually referring to how well a person is put together.

Barack & Michelle have the most swag ever.

Omg Lee is wearing forces, smh no swag at all.

by Lemon456 October 15, 2013

SWAG

A lot of people using this word are incorrect for the definition for this word, the REAL definition is an aconym for "Secretly We Are Gay" or S.W.A.G. and it's origin by a group of people in the early 60's by a group of gay men in HollyWood (doesn't seem so hip now, does it?). This term was most frequently used as code on posters announcing gay orgies."

Which now makes the 13 year old you saw in S.W.A.G. pants look not so innocent, am I right?!

I'm no etymologist, but my skeptic organ is pinging hard. I understand the word "swag" pre-dates the 60's by a wide margin. The claim that it was invented in the 60's is obviously wrong, but still, it is possible the usage was as mentioned. Is there any evidence from the 60's? Actual posters? Written accounts?

- knowledge given by StraightDope.com, go learn sometihng! :)

Rainbow dash (Parody by Max Hilardi): Ha ha ha ha Swag!

by S.M. - the A.P.M. August 26, 2013