Nipple Paste

The substance you get when you squeeze your nipple really hard. It is usually green. It is very thick and it tastes like war heads.

I remember that one night where Jamie and i had a contest for the person with the most nipple paste

by Gbomb iz soooo coool February 13, 2010

blast from the past

often used during periods of intense moments where some loudmouth has to open his mouth to ruin the enjoyment of the surrounding guests. used at unwelcome times including visits.

C - say nothing, I'll be in the other room
Voidence - Well.. blast from the past
C - did u fail to end it

by foug January 12, 2005

slip one past the goalie

verb. To impreagnate a woman; usually occuring during intercourse where some form of contraceptive is used.

Dude, that sucks. I heard you slipped one past the goalie.

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

Post Ejaculation Cum Paste

When the head of ones penis pastes to the undergarments after fucking due to post ejaculation cum paste.

I fucked that bitch last night and woke up with my dick stuck to my boxers from post ejaculation cum paste.

by hayooh December 04, 2010

rule of half past four

The rule that if you listen very seriously and intently, with a deeply caring expression, to anyone until 4:30 a.m., they then must have sex with you. Sometimes a verb as well. Comes from the original, good version of Bedazzled, with Peter Cook (as the devil) and Dudley Moore (as the guy being tempted).

"Have you thought of just applying the rule of half past four?"

"What is it?"

"If you can stay wide awake and gaze at her thinking 'You are fascinating,' the whole time she talks, for everything she says, no matter how pointless and no matter how stupid, till half past four in the morning, you're in." (Not an exact quote)

I wanted her so bad that one night when she was drunk and dumping all this self pity, I kept telling her what an interesting person she was, until I finally half past foured my way into her pants.

by old lang guy August 25, 2007

two hairs past freckle

a reply from someone who doesn't have a watch, usually said after someone asks what time it is.

1: Hey, what time is it?

2: (looks at their watchless wrist) It's two hairs past freckle.

by mjaggard July 19, 2011

Half Past Five

Half Past Five (5:30) is the international cheating hour.

"I only call you when it's half past five, the only time I'll be by your side"

by 2TurntTC August 01, 2021