swivel on my dick

metaphorical (for women mainly) for people who don't have dicks but feel like they should be a guy and that people should suck on their cock. Instead of sucking on cock, you should be more elegant and say swivel on my dick. Usually used when someone is being a little bitch and they need to stop.
how about sunday?
how about you swivel on my dick
by swivelonmydickdotcom April 25, 2017
mugGet the swivel on my dickmug.

My dick

13 feet long but actually 20 but I don’t wanna scare anyone
My dick is 13 feet long
by Jennatools July 2, 2022
mugGet the My dickmug.

My juicy dick

A nice desert 👍
My juicy dick is tasty! Wanna have some?
by Fang is cool October 6, 2022
mugGet the My juicy dickmug.

My dick is massive

Something said by a guy with a micropenis
Person1: My dick is massive!

Person2: no it’s not...
by Guy with small dick July 22, 2018
mugGet the My dick is massivemug.

Came out of my dick

To come out of one's dick; To emerge from a period of isolation, filled with anti-social tendencies. (Not to be confused with the colloquial use, meaning to ejaculate from one's penis.)
Last month I was haunted by the experience of being a member of society but I came out of my dick and now I feel much better.
by John Whorrds January 23, 2023
mugGet the Came out of my dickmug.

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