Ralph Fact

A fact that may or may not be useless, but a person named Ralph knows it and it's a very Ralphy fact.

Ralph:"Yo wuz good man did you know pee is stored in the ballzzz???"

Person:"Eyyy man I didn't know that, that's a dope ass Ralph fact!"

Ralph:"Hellz yeah man plus my wife left me"

by MC Shrivel Ball May 30, 2021

Holy Fact

Sometimes a piece of factual information is worthy of the gospel.

this is a reading from the gospel according to matthew; That is a HOLY FACT man.

by Mcphil69 October 09, 2020

parallel facts

It means there is more than one version of facts and they can exist side by side. It can also mean parallel truth and parallel evidence, in a sense.

"I saw a baseball game yesterday when I saw a guy hit two home runs, I said. Really? I went to that game with you but I only saw him hit one home run, my friend said." What we have are parallel facts. We both are saying actual facts that happened, I replied."

by Magnumb,Private Eye September 15, 2022

cracked fact

A 'fact' proposed by Cracked.com to be truthful but is in fact inherently specious.

Cracked fact - A sandwich started WW2

by Captain Conundrum February 08, 2014

Twix Nutrition Facts

Per 2 pieces (50 g)
Fat 12 g (18%)
- Saturated 7 g + Trans 0.1 g (36%Z)
Cholesterol 5 mg
Sodium 95 mg (4%)
Carbohydrate 33 g (11%)
- Fibre 1 g (4%)
- Sugar 24g
Protein 2 g
NO VITAMIN A
NO VITAMIN C
Calcium (4%)
Iron (4%)
Why would you UrbanDictionary this? (107.343%)

twix enjoyer: the nutrionution nutrition facts contain 4rtfthyjghmvj45 4% iron
twix consumer: ok
the Twix Nutrition Facts: twix

by Defractal December 03, 2023

Face Fact

An insult made towards the face in the appearence of a fact.

'your face is so lame'
'ooo face fact!'

by High Deff October 13, 2008

alt-facts

Short for "alternative facts" - a newspeak term for things that are completely wrong, but one decides to give a fuck about truth. Coined by Kellyann Conway, spin doctor of US President Donald J. Trump.

"It's a lie. But we will not say lie, because thats a bad word. We don't use bad words. We never do them. We use right words. Right words, alt-right-words, alt-facts. Who needs facts anyway. I won." Donald J. Trump

by blippo2 January 24, 2017