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a Craig Michael Thornton

A guy who is overly obsessed with small details and is very unfunny. Also has a big willy.
Can be abbreviated into CMT
You know that guy Jonny, he's a Craig Michael Thornton.
by Harry, the word man November 1, 2025
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Craig

Craig is the best sex partner you can dream of, he will fuck you till you can’t move anymore and think that god has snatched your soul
My whole day was bad untill I seen Craig
by Big Jenny November 23, 2021
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Craig Dowman

An extremely handsome man, who will steal your girl. Known for his humongous penis size, wits, cunning, intelligence, and overall awesomeness. But Craig Dowman can be quite bothersome at times, although he may not mean it, and has slept with so many people he lost count at 52.
by LiterallyEveryPersonEver May 25, 2022
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craig-ified

you only know once it's too late
Oh no! You're going to get craig-ified!!
by ivebeencraigified June 26, 2022
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Farmer Craig

He learned to speak german instead of yiddish because he was such a farmer Craig.
by Reginald von mauhmn January 1, 2019
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Craig's Lobotomy List

The place to find employees to staff a front office.
First Patient: Did you ever notice how receptionist's have no personality ...? ...Where do they find such people??

Second Patient: Oh, they get them from Craig's Lobotomy List.
by phiddy February 19, 2010
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Jenny Craig, Inc.

Jenny Craig, Inc., often known simply as Jenny Craig, was an American weight loss, weight management, and nutrition company. The company had more than 700 weight management centers in Australia, the United States, Canada, and New Zealand. The program combined individual weight management counseling with a menu of frozen meals and other foods which were distributed through its centers or shipped directly to clients. On May 4, 2023, the company announced that it was going out of business after 40 years.
In 2002, Jenny Craig, Inc., was acquired by MidOcean Partners, a New York and London-based private equity investment firm, and ACI Capital, a New York-based private investment firm
by SPrice1980 May 14, 2023
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