dookie bender

When you have diarrhea and every time you get up to leave the bathroom, more poop squirts out and you have to sit back down.

Bro, I ate 10 bags of hot Cheetos last night and I've been on a dookie bender all day.

by Brodown August 9, 2020

goin on a board bender

this practice is done by accumulating a planets worth of drugs (preferably a mixture of stimulants and opiates) then staying up all night doing things on your computer that the nsa would not approve of

"hey tom theres this data server ive been lookin at no ones used it years, u wanna hit it?" "george, i see us goin on a board bender in our future" "maaaayyyybe but by brother never takes his adderall, were good"

by 5ende73ender January 7, 2017

Bender

To drink an excessive amount / “be bent” , without sleeping for over 24 hours.
Preferably 5-6 days.

- If you tell or flaunt about being on a bender you are automatically so so so so so lonely and need to consider death

1 - “Oi Bree you stupid cunt let’s go onna bender”

2 - “Bro that bender last weekend fucked me up”

by YaDaddysCum January 27, 2019

Bender

What Mrs. Puff says she will do on the day before the end of the world in the SpongeBob SquarePants musical

Out of my way SpongeBob I have a bender to go on

by Skylanderscollector November 5, 2023

Jards on a bender

dark skinned, stinks of shit
wonky teeth homeless because cant afford braces or teeth

'Shit' is a synonym to the noun 𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬

person 1: rahtid look at dem ruluum man over there styll
person 2: jheezedem i didnt even notice cuz
person 1: yeah my guye slicklyfe beggin it
person 2: tmab cant lie a jards life fulling with the bends

This is an example of "Jards on a bender"

by cahlielongwoodstyll September 29, 2020

bender tongue

When you do too much cocaine which results in a blistered, swollen tongue m.

I cant eat my fries because of my bender tongue.

by Queen bender tongue March 23, 2024

Bryar Bender

Popular tiktoker who is constantly making jokes about the dream smp and being gay. Everyone on their TikTok simps for his dad because the dad likes jschlatt

Did you see that Bryar bender posted a new TikTok with his dad

Omg yes he’s a dilf

by Saly instagram July 31, 2021