Beach crotch

When a lady spends the day at the beach laying in the sand and swimming in the ocean, only to go home and find sand and seaweed in her vagina. Beach crotch.
I need a shower before dinner because I definitely have beach crotch from this afternoon.
by sweediepie January 17, 2021
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Ex on the beach

Ex on the Beach is a British reality television series that is broadcast on MTV. The series was first announced in February 2014and premiered on 22 April 2014.The series is narrated by Irish comedian Andrew Maxwell
Ex on the beach
by mennäperille December 07, 2019
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beach police

The law enforcement individuals tasked with the unenviable job of preventing vacationing beach goers from actually entering the water during double-red flag, rip current threat.
TIMMY! GET OUT OF THE WATER! Didn't you see the double red flag?

I cain't momma! I'm stuck! I'm gettin' sucked out!
BEACH POLICE: Oh, he fucked also. I'm off dumb-ass duty for t'day.
by YAWA May 24, 2021
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beach bully

That beach bully snapped my surf board in half!
by Fadeca August 20, 2017
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Beach Skunk

someone’s exercising their Medical Marijuana card
“Bro you smell that beach skunk?”

Smells like a beach skunk”
by br3ckhouse March 26, 2022
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beach money

No worries dude, I'll pay for it. I got that beach money
by Jenny why January 26, 2018
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beach sweater

High density full coverage back and chest hair worn on public beaches and office retreats staged at beach resorts.
Bruh! A seal!. No. Carter just 'stache-waxed his beach sweater..
by D-Bob99 December 10, 2020
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