I'll cut you up, shove you in a blender and throw you in the ocean

a sex position where the woman takes charge and scissors the guy in a way where penetration is still happening, and squirt ontop of him

"yesterday i told my boyfriendI'll cut you up, shove you in a blender and throw you in the ocean. he's still recovering hehe"

by someonewhoshallremainnameless November 20, 2022

potato ocean

A word to mess with you friends so they get very confused

Hey man potato ocean

by Kiki_61 September 27, 2017

The Ocean Dump

This refers to what they did with Osama's body so no one could ever prove they lied.

Dude, just think about it. The ocean dump proves they lied.

by RandomP June 20, 2011

Instant ocean man

A man that makes your vagina gush from one look.

He made me wet with one look, what an instant ocean man!

by kendog01 May 3, 2020

Ocean

That water you can fuckin swim in

Billy swam in the ocean

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 6, 2023

Ocean Bar

Has the same meaning as the "oh sh*t" bar in vehicles... only it's the "cleaner" version.

"As my brother slammed on his brakes to avoid hitting the turtle in the road, I grabbed the ocean bar."

"My mom was getting overly nervous at my driving, so she held on tightly to the ocean bar... just in case."

by NatBrat March 6, 2010

Ocean card

In texas holdem poker, there is the flop, the turn, and the river. The ocean card is the imaginary 6th card to be played to make the best 5 card hand.

I would have hit my draw if they played an ocean card.

by Ivana Johnson November 10, 2022