SAFe Agile

A method of gaslighting used for IT project workers.

IT project worker Bob: "So, this SAFe Agile thing you're doing there at your work. You all really just sitting there in a ring counting fingers ?"
IT project worker Tom: "Yeah, and they call counting the fingers part a sophiscated next generation work estimation method. "
Bob: "Like, really? What drugs are they on?"
Tom: "We're not sure. Probably all of them."

by agilegadget March 28, 2021

Jay safe

A fart nigga that eats hella dipsticks on da low. However, he's so swaggy he'll come through and clap your mom up on the sneak tip.

Jay Safe is always fucking your mom.

by Mikeysling3 January 1, 2018

safe-timing

When Darth Vadar starts watching your T.V. and Demands snacks!

Get me snacks you fool!!

by Squeky Clean February 3, 2005

Lazer Safe

Safe in its Safest form

That party was lazer safe

Hey Maxime this chicken is lazer safe

by Hbred March 14, 2011

Safe and Effective

Not safe or effective

The vaccine is safe and effective

by Vitamin c February 20, 2024

safe and effective

1. Bullshit

2. A very clear lie.

3. Government and/or big business narrative to conceal truth or enact a scam, conspiracy, or crime against humanity.

“mRNA vaccines are safe and effective”

by Akubra Drizabone December 21, 2024

Safe Rejection

Safe Rejection is when you get rejected by someone who isn't the same sexuality as you.

Carol got the Safe Rejection treatment by Matt because Matt is gay and not in to women. So at least it's not because of how she looks or her personality.

by Breaking_Sad August 11, 2017