fact .vs. fiction

(A specific type dichotomy that the modern American media has trouble understanding): when an intelligent person, maybe a lawyer by trade, become so corrupt, that by genetic consequence their bone marrow becomes corrupt, and as a result they can no longer tell the difference between lies and truth even in their own speech

asking Hilary Clinton to explain the fact .vs. fiction dichotomy is like asking a goldfish why said goldfish breathes with gills underwater; its absolutely meaningless because the goldfish wouldn't be able to understand my question and Hilary Clinton wouldn't know how to stop lying.

by Sexydimma September 13, 2016

Facts

To agree with someone.

Austin: That movie last night was so lit.
Eric: That's facts bro.

Austin: You can't lie, our school is pretty waste.
Eric: Straight facts man.

by Mathew Lda November 29, 2016

Fact sandwich

An opinion build up out of a fact, opinion, fact.
An opinionated sentence disguised as a fact to make it sound more believable

That politician is using a fact sandwich in his presentation

by ThomasTheTeacher November 9, 2015

fact

another word for crazy.

did you hear karen is in hospital? no dude that’s fact!

by summeriscool July 7, 2019

Fact-us

When a man or women wishes to describe a statement as a fact

"My man cactus I love him that's a fact-us" Rapper chris "crispy" monk wishes to describe his love for a friend as a fact

by HorsesInTheBack July 18, 2019

Hand sanitizer fact

When your statement is 99.9% a fact

Who needs to be smart when you’re funny, am I right?

That’s a hand sanitizer fact

by Hopscotch November 9, 2019

Tyler Fact

The art of telling a true sounding lie. Originally done by Tyler Footpenis

Hey Wayne, did you here that Tyler Fact earlier?

I did, you mean the one where it takes the same strength to bite through a carrot as it does a finger.

by Dane Griss March 27, 2019